PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Washington Moses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugme Ineedlove (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Moses
vs
Ineedlove

199 cm
25
285 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

160 cm
30
284 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Washington Moses!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hugme Ineedlove!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Daniel Franklin and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moses tries to clinch but Ineedlove is having none of it.

Moses closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Moses lands in his opponent's guard.
Moses looking to sit in guard and control but Ineedlove gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Moses escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ineedlove gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Ineedlove won't allow Moses to sweep him here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moses trying to keep a closed guard but Ineedlove is proving a slippery customer.
Moses looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ineedlove is one step ahead there.

Moses had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ineedlove defends it easily.
Moses is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ineedlove wants to control from the top but Moses keeps moving.
Moses looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Moses is working hard here to advance position.
Moses manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Moses wants to control the pace but Ineedlove is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moses working Ineedlove over with strikes here.
Ineedlove tries to hold on but Moses postures up.
Moses looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

It looks like Hugme Ineedlove has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moses controlling his opponent.

Moses is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Ineedlove is surviving well by controlling Moses's body position as best he can.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Moses content just to control the position here.
Ineedlove is squirming around, avoiding Moses's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Washington Moses dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hugme Ineedlove's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Moses misses with a left hand

and Ineedlove counters with a crisp one two that drops Moses! Ineedlove thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Moses to his feet! Moses is in big trouble!

Moses is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moses shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ineedlove as he jumps to the side.
Oh Moses is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ineedlove lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Moses - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Ineedlove!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hugme Ineedlove!