PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Digital (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Digital comes into the arena with Wu-Tang Clan - Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta F'Wit blaring out of the sound system. Bootyshanks The 3rd comes into a darkened arena with his song building. When You Least Expect It kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Bobby Digital has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Digital
vs
Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd

180 cm
25
181 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

174 cm
24
182 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Digital!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Digital looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Digital throws a body punch but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range.
Digital closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Bootyshanks The 3rd counter with a right hand.
Bootyshanks The 3rd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Digital checks a low kick from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Digital scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has been cut.
Digital takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Digital displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out the jab.
Digital fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to avoid it.
Digital misses with a hook.
Digital lands a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Digital thumps Bootyshanks The 3rd with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Digital jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Digital counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Digital.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is rocked!
Digital throws a shot from downtown. Bootyshanks The 3rd moves away and avoids it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is still on wobbly legs! Can Digital finish him?

Bootyshanks The 3rd feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to have recovered his senses.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Digital is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Digital can't keep his opponent in guard - Bootyshanks The 3rd advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Digital is looking for a sweep. Bootyshanks The 3rd is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control the action in half guard but Digital is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd thows a huge punch but Digital dodges it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Digital regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control but Digital is working from the bottom.
Digital avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Digital holds on and takes a little breather.
Digital bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bootyshanks The 3rd's guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Digital's guard.
Digital utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to control from the top but Digital keeps moving.
Digital wants to sweep here but Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling him for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Digital is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Digital trying to keep a closed guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd is proving a slippery customer.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Digital is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Digital throws a hook to the side of Bootyshanks The 3rd's head but Bootyshanks The 3rd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Digital lands a high kick to the side of Bootyshanks The 3rd's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Digital dives into guard, looking to finish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to sweep here but Digital controlling him for the moment.
Digital passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Digital grinds an elbow into Bootyshanks The 3rd's temple.
Digital passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Bootyshanks The 3rd!
Bootyshanks The 3rd is working to get back to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Digital trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Digital postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Bootyshanks The 3rd looks a forlorn figure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Digital dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Digital pushes Bootyshanks The 3rd away with a front kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd digs a good body shot into Digital's ribs.
Bootyshanks The 3rd dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Digital comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Digital uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Digital throws a head kick that misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to bum rush Digital with a series of wild strikes but Digital uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks to score with a jab to the body but Digital is just out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a nice shot that snaps Digital's head back.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Digital takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Digital lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd cheers as Digital lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bootyshanks The 3rd doesn't seem phased though.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a swing at Digital's ribcage but misses.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Digital misses with a punch to the body.
Digital holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Digital wants to get back to striking at distance but Bootyshanks The 3rd won't allow it.
Digital looking to stall.
Digital tries to work over Bootyshanks The 3rd's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Digital keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bootyshanks The 3rd's efforts to push away.
Digital lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bootyshanks The 3rd backwards.

That has opened up Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut even more.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Digital lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bootyshanks The 3rd or not.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Digital misses with some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Digital tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Digital blocks it with crossed arms.
A head punch on the inside from Digital fails to land.
Digital tries to circle away but Bootyshanks The 3rd has him pinned against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with a knee to the head.
Digital fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to slow down the pace here.
Digital stalls.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a shot to the side of Digital's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd swings wildly with an uppercut but Digital uses good head movement to avoid it.

Bootyshanks The 3rd breaks the clinch.

Digital cracks Bootyshanks The 3rd with a big right hand and Bootyshanks The 3rd goes down!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Digital trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control the position but Digital postures up.
Digital trying to control but Bootyshanks The 3rd is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Digital working some strikes from top position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeping moving, preventing Digital from controlling successfully.
Digital postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeping moving, preventing Digital from controlling successfully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control the position but Digital postures up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
We've been hearing that Digital has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to sweep but no luck.
Digital lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Digital stands up over Bootyshanks The 3rd, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Digital content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Bootyshanks The 3rd working for a triangle but Digital defends it easily.
Digital trying to control the position from guard on top but Bootyshanks The 3rd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Digital dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Digital misses with a body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bobby Digital seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Digital uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Digital. Digital obviously looking to wear him down.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps the fight on the outside.
Digital circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Digital rather than just go for the knockout.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Bootyshanks The 3rd drives through and clinches with Digital against the cage.
Digital lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Digital.
Digital misses with a punch on the inside.
Digital looking to stall.
Digital unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Bootyshanks The 3rd! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Digital is unloading with more strikes now! Bootyshanks The 3rd drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bobby Digital!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd was interviewed post fight and said 'Ain't no party like a getting the knocked the f' out party!!!'.