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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stan TheMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stromile Farseer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TheMan comes to the cage accompanied by Get Up Again. Stan TheMan could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Stromile Farseer's chin.
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220 lbs
30 - 19 - 1 |
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222 lbs
16 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 19 - 1, fighting out of London, Stan TheMan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stromile Farseer!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TheMan thows a body shot but no joy.
TheMan throws a chopping leg kick but Farseer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
TheMan moves out of range of the leg kick from Farseer.
Farseer throws a hook but TheMan avoids it easily.
TheMan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Farseer throws a leg kick but TheMan sees it coming and moves out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by TheMan as he connects with a hook.
Nice shot by Farseer.
It looks like Stan TheMan has been cut.
TheMan on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
TheMan slips a straight right by Farseer.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
TheMan moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Farseer tries to clinch but TheMan moves out of range.
Farseer connects with a single shot there.
Farseer drops his hands momentarily and TheMan takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
It looks like Stromile Farseer has been cut.
Farseer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by TheMan.
TheMan checks a low kick from Farseer.
Farseer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but TheMan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
TheMan scores with a body shot.
A jab from TheMan finds it's way through Farseer's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
TheMan throws a hook but Farseer blocks it.
TheMan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
TheMan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sloppy strikes from Farseer. Those never looked like landing.
Farseer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from TheMan finds it's way round the side to connect with Farseer's head.
TheMan throws a hook to the side of Farseer's head but Farseer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Farseer throws a right hand that TheMan ducks under and follows up with a left that TheMan also avoids with ease.
Farseer tried to score with a low kick but TheMan checks it.
Farseer throws a sloppy head kick and TheMan moves out of range easily.
Farseer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Farseer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
TheMan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
TheMan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from TheMan. Farseer does a little dance to reset his feet.
TheMan scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stromile Farseer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
TheMan takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
TheMan lands a head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
TheMan connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Farseer connects with an inside leg kick.
Farseer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Farseer misses with a kick to the body.
TheMan pivots, looking for a leg kick but Farseer is out of range and TheMan settles back down.
TheMan slips a jab from Farseer.
TheMan lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Farseer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
TheMan lands a slapping body shot.
Farseer throws a front kick aimed at TheMan's knee but TheMan avoids it well.
TheMan scores with a nice head shot.
TheMan moves out of range of the leg kick from Farseer.
Farseer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A jab lands there for TheMan.
TheMan just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farseer misses with a looping left.
TheMan checks a leg kick.
TheMan throws a wild body kick that Farseer sees coming a mile off.
TheMan connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
TheMan cracks Farseer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've been told by TheMan's head coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Farseer lands a front kick.
A big right from Farseer misses.
TheMan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
TheMan throws out a leg kick but Farseer moves out of range and TheMan only half commits.
Farseer lands a jab to the head.
Stan TheMan's cut is getting worse.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Farseer throws a leg kick that misses.
Farseer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Farseer throws a front kick aimed at TheMan's knee but TheMan avoids it well.
Farseer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Farseer throws a hook but TheMan blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
TheMan just misses with a punch to the body.
TheMan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Farseer forces TheMan back against the cage and clinches.
Farseer lands a shoulder strike.
TheMan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
TheMan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jab, jab by TheMan - just one landing.
TheMan slips under a jab from Farseer.
Farseer tries to clinch but TheMan moves out of range.
Farseer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Farseer throws a chopping leg kick but TheMan manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Farseer lands a body shot.
TheMan takes a swing at Farseer's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Farseer tries to bum rush TheMan with a series of wild strikes but TheMan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Farseer tries to close the distance and clinch but TheMan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Farseer scores with the left hand. TheMan knows he should have avoided that one.
Farseer ducks under a wild hook from TheMan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Stromile Farseer will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
TheMan lands a leg kick that knocks Farseer off balance momentarily.
Farseer feints and then cracks TheMan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow TheMan down.
Farseer lands with a shot to the body.
Farseer throws a looping overhand right but TheMan ducks down to avoid it.
Farseer takes a swing at TheMan's ribcage but misses.
Farseer misses with a leg kick.
Farseer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
TheMan has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Good leg kick by Farseer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Farseer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Farseer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as TheMan throws out the jab.
Farseer lands with a kick to the ribs.
TheMan connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Farseer's hands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Farseer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by TheMan.
An inside leg kick from Farseer misses.
Farseer misses with the body kick
and TheMan counters with a thumping low kick.
TheMan motions for Farseer to come forward. TheMan throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farseer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A good leg kick by Farseer.
Farseer ducks under a wild hook from TheMan.
TheMan walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
TheMan fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Farseer cracks TheMan with an open hand slap.
TheMan throws a head kick that misses.
Farseer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
TheMan scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
TheMan moves away from the strike by Farseer.
Farseer misses with a low kick.
Stromile Farseer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
TheMan swings for the body but Farseer moves out of range.
Farseer tries a head kick but it misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good leg kick by Farseer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Farseer.
Stan TheMan's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
TheMan slips a jab from Farseer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
TheMan fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Farseer checks it well.
TheMan misses with a right hand
and TheMan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
TheMan misses with a hook.
TheMan moves away from the strike by Farseer.
Farseer jabs TheMan right on the nose. TheMan blinks but takes it well.
TheMan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Farseer throws a nice inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Farseer.
Sloppy strikes from Farseer. Those never looked like landing.
A nice leg kick lands there from TheMan.
TheMan just misses with a punch to the body.
Farseer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jeez, Stan TheMan's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Farseer throws a leg kick but TheMan moved away.
TheMan feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Farseer's calf.
A jab from Farseer does it's job there.
TheMan is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
TheMan will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Oh TheMan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
TheMan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
TheMan throws a head kick that misses.
Farseer throws a head kick but TheMan moves out of range.
Farseer throws the left hand but TheMan avoids the punch easily.
Farseer throws a monster overhand right that drops TheMan! Farseer follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stromile Farseer!
A very excited looking Stromile Farseer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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