PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iliek Boubeez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drew Pinksy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boubeez comes to the cage accompanied by 99 Words for boobs. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Boubeez
vs
Pinksy

195 cm
36
285 lbs
25 - 27 - 0

213 cm
36
285 lbs
41 - 32 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Iliek Boubeez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 32 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Drew Pinksy!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Seu Braga and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinksy thuds his right hand into Boubeez's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Pinksy lands a jab to the head.
Pinksy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pinksy. Boubeez does a little dance to reset his feet.
A shot to the liver by Boubeez. Beautiful body shot.
Pinksy throws a sloppy body shot
and Boubeez counters with a big head kick but Pinksy shrugs it off.
Drew Pinksy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pinksy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Boubeez throws a hook but Pinksy blocks it.
Pinksy has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Boubeez avoids the body shot from Pinksy.
Pinksy slips under a jab from Boubeez.
Pinksy misses with a double jab.
Pinksy closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Iliek Boubeez has been cut.
Boubeez has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Pinksy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Boubeez connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pinksy momentarily.
Pinksy throws an off balance right hand
and Boubeez counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Pinksy there.
Boubeez misses with the combination.
Pinksy lands an overhand right.
Boubeez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pinksy.
Pinksy misses with a body shot.
Pinksy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boubeez sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pinksy works Boubeez's body with a nice hook.
Boubeez takes a jab right on the kisser.
Drew Pinksy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pinksy throws a right and a left that Boubeez avoids nicely.
Boubeez slips a straight right by Pinksy.
Pinksy misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinksy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Boubeez moves forwards but Pinksy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pinksy cracks Boubeez with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pinksy lands with a straight right. Boubeez didn't see that one coming.
Pinksy throws a head kick that misses.
Boubeez lands with an uppercut that bounces Pinksy off the cage and back into range.
Pinksy is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Boubeez had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Pinksy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boubeez.
Pinksy misses with a body shot.
Pinksy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Boubeez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boubeez throws a head kick that misses
and Pinksy counters with a head kick. That will keep Boubeez thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Pinksy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Pinksy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pinksy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pinksy throws a right and a left that Boubeez avoids nicely.
Boubeez just misses with a punch to the body.
No joy there for Pinksy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pinksy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pinksy takes a swing at Boubeez's ribcage but misses.
Pinksy slips under a jab.
Pinksy throws a body kick that misses.
Nice shot by Pinksy.
Pinksy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pinksy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boubeez circles away quickly and effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boubeez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boubeez throws a shot from downtown. Pinksy moves away and avoids it.
Boubeez on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Boubeez moves away from the strike by Pinksy.
Boubeez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pinksy was well out of range. Poor timing from Boubeez.
Boubeez takes one to the side of the head.
Pinksy works over Boubeez's head and body with a nice combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pinksy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Boubeez counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Pinksy has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Iliek Boubeez!
Iliek Boubeez decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.