PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Black
vs
Cartman

178 cm
32
182 lbs
21 - 10 - 1

170 cm
38
185 lbs
30 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Henry Black!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Black is looking to clinch.
Black fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Black scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Black closes the distance looking to clinch

so Cartman counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Cartman stopping the sweep attempt from Black.
Black has momentary wrist control but Cartman slips an elbow through the middle.
Black working a defensive guard here.
Black avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Black trying to keep a closed guard but Cartman is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Black is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cartman pushes down on Black's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Cartman trying to control from half guard but Black is working away.
Black is looking for a sweep. Cartman is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Black keeping control of the position.
Black is refusing to be controlled, as Cartman sits in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Black trying to hold on to Cartman's head to control him but Cartman postures up.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Black throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
Black lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cartman backs up against the cage.
Black slips under a jab.
Henry Black seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Black wants to clinch

and Cartman counters with a shoot takedown. Black fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Black is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartman is looking to pass into half guard but Black pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Black is in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Black wants to stand but Cartman is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Black!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cartman wants to control the pace but Black is squirming around nicely.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Cartman cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Cartman has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Black's face.
Cartman scoring with strikes but Black is staying in there.
Black really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Black is looking to escape.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Cartman raining down hammerfists from mount.
Black is in a horrible position here. Cartman smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

Black is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Cartman! Black is hurt baaadly! Cartman is firing away with more strikes - Black is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
An out of breath Eric Cartman thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.