PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus of Nazareth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Guida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guida is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Stupid Kid - Alkaline Trio. Ray Guida will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

of Nazareth
vs
Guida

160 cm
35
149 lbs
27 - 19 - 3

180 cm
38
140 lbs
12 - 12 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 19 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jesus of Nazareth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Ray Guida!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guida uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Guida misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
of Nazareth misses with a head kick.
of Nazareth fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Guida.
Guida throws out a loose jab but of Nazareth uses good head movement to avoid it.
of Nazareth with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Guida to score with a decent uppercut.
of Nazareth connects with an inside leg kick.
Guida fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
of Nazareth misses with a low kick.
of Nazareth keeps Guida at a distance using the push kick.
An inside leg kick from of Nazareth misses.
of Nazareth misses with a low kick.
of Nazareth throws a body punch but Guida moves out of range.
Guida looks to land a combination but of Nazareth avoids it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
of Nazareth misses with a wild body shot.
of Nazareth keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guida.
Guida misses with a two punch combination.
of Nazareth throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Guida sees it coming and avoids it easily.
of Nazareth scores with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by of Nazareth there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Guida avoids the head kick by of Nazareth.
of Nazareth throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Guida takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
of Nazareth has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from of Nazareth there as he acknowledges the shot.
A big right from Guida misses.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nice shot lands for of Nazareth.
of Nazareth tries a head kick but it misses.
Guida misses with a body shot.
of Nazareth connects with a leg kick. Guida looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
of Nazareth lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Guida misses with a looping left.
of Nazareth scoring well with a low kick there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by of Nazareth.
of Nazareth fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Guida.
of Nazareth scoring well with a low kick there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by of Nazareth.
Guida does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
of Nazareth plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
of Nazareth throws a head kick that misses.
of Nazareth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guida avoids the body shot from of Nazareth.
of Nazareth tries to land a body kick
and Guida counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Good standup being displayed there by Guida as he connects with a hook.
of Nazareth takes a swing at Guida's ribcage but misses.
Guida's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Guida throws a lazy right hand but of Nazareth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
of Nazareth takes a jab right on the kisser.
A solid leg kick lands there for of Nazareth.
of Nazareth dodges the punch combination from Guida.
Good standup being displayed there by of Nazareth as he connects with a hook.
of Nazareth chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
of Nazareth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
of Nazareth misses with a leg kick.
of Nazareth moves away from the strike by Guida.
A nice inside leg kick there by of Nazareth. That's going to slow Guida down.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick but Guida checks it.
Guida dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on of Nazareth. That did some damage!
of Nazareth cracks Guida with a good jab.
of Nazareth throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Guida stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
An inside leg kick lands from Guida.
of Nazareth lands a head kick. Guida smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Guida is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Guida blocks a low kick nicely.
Guida keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guida checks the leg kick nicely there.
of Nazareth moves away from the strike by Guida.
Guida scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Guida lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as of Nazareth backs up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A chopping leg kick lands by of Nazareth.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by of Nazareth.
of Nazareth scores with a body shot.
of Nazareth gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Guida.
of Nazareth with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Guida to score with a decent uppercut.
Guida avoids the body shot from of Nazareth.
Guida tries a head kick but it misses.
of Nazareth motions for Guida to come forward. of Nazareth throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Guida tries to bum rush of Nazareth with a series of wild strikes but of Nazareth uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
of Nazareth lands a head kick!
of Nazareth just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
of Nazareth tries a low kick but Guida avoids it.
Guida is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! of Nazareth had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Guida blocks a leg kick.
Guida connects with a jab.
of Nazareth is looking to wear down Guida with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Guida ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus of Nazareth dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A good leg kick by of Nazareth.
Guida is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Guida throws a series of punches but of Nazareth moves out of range.
Guida tests of Nazareth's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Guida throws the left hand but of Nazareth avoids the punch easily.
Decent striking displayed by of Nazareth there.
of Nazareth is looking to score with low kicks.
Guida takes one to the chin there.
Guida has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
of Nazareth throws a low kick but it's checked well by Guida.
of Nazareth lands a body shot.
Jesus of Nazareth is winning the standup battle so far.
of Nazareth throws the left hand but Guida avoids the punch easily.
of Nazareth throws a low kick but Guida avoids it.
of Nazareth uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Guida.
of Nazareth misses with a wild body shot.
of Nazareth misses with a hook
and Guida counters with a nice uppercut.
Guida connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
of Nazareth showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Guida.
Ray Guida is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
of Nazareth tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guida was well out of range. Poor timing from of Nazareth.
Guida misses with a double jab.
Guida moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Guida misses with a series of wild punches.
Guida throws a right hand that of Nazareth ducks under and follows up with a left that of Nazareth also avoids with ease.
of Nazareth swings and misses with a hook to the body.
of Nazareth connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Guida misses with a few strikes there.
of Nazareth throws a body punch but Guida moves out of range.
of Nazareth wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
of Nazareth lands with a nice body punch.
A solid leg kick lands there for of Nazareth.
of Nazareth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Guida has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Guida is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheers as of Nazareth lands an impressive looking overhand right. Guida doesn't seem phased though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good work by of Nazareth as he checks the leg kick.
of Nazareth misses with a leg kick.
Guida looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
of Nazareth's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
of Nazareth misses with a low kick.
Guida misses with a left hand
and of Nazareth counters with a flying knee. Nice.
of Nazareth walks into a stiff left hand from Guida.
Guida takes a swing at of Nazareth's ribcage but misses.
Guida lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but of Nazareth circles away quickly and effectively.
Guida throws a hook but of Nazareth blocks it.
Guida takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick but Guida sees it coming and moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Guida throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
of Nazareth looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
of Nazareth swings for the body but Guida moves out of range.
of Nazareth swings and misses with a hook to the body.
of Nazareth with a nice cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
of Nazareth is looking to score with low kicks.
Guida throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
of Nazareth punishes Guida's body with a nice straight punch.
A nice inside leg kick there by of Nazareth. That's going to slow Guida down.
Guida scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
of Nazareth misses with a low kick.
of Nazareth scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Guida misses with a double jab.
Donk. Guida catches of Nazareth right on the button with a cross.
of Nazareth lands a leg kick that knocks Guida off balance momentarily.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick but Guida checks it.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Guida might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, of Nazareth has got the better of the exchanges.
A head kick from Guida lands but of Nazareth takes it in his stride.
of Nazareth gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Guida.
Guida on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
of Nazareth misses the shot to the body.
of Nazareth lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guida scores with a three punch combo!
of Nazareth is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
of Nazareth swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A low kick from of Nazareth is predictable there
and Guida cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Guida throws a series of punches but of Nazareth avoids them all with ease.
of Nazareth blocks a head kick by Guida.
of Nazareth feints and then cracks Guida's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Guida down.
of Nazareth with a hook.
of Nazareth lands with a cross.
of Nazareth motions for Guida to come forward. of Nazareth throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
of Nazareth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
of Nazareth moves away from the strike by Guida.
of Nazareth lands the left hand.
of Nazareth scores with a jab to the head.
Guida misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus of Nazareth dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

of Nazareth defending well as Guida loads up on a big left hand.
of Nazareth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
of Nazareth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Guida has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Guida throws a right and a left that both miss.
Guida throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
of Nazareth feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Guida's calf.
of Nazareth throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A punch combination from of Nazareth misses.
of Nazareth feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Guida's calf.
of Nazareth does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
of Nazareth throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick but Guida sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Guida ducks under a wild hook from of Nazareth.
of Nazareth throws a body punch but Guida moves out of range.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick but Guida sees it coming and checks it nicely.
of Nazareth missing with a left hand there. Guida was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Guida.
Guida takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Guida misses with a leg kick
and of Nazareth counters with a good low kick that Guida was not able to check.
of Nazareth feints and then cracks Guida's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Guida down.
of Nazareth avoids a punch combination nicely.
of Nazareth tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Guida is able to avoid easily.
Guida pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Guida throws a jab but it's blocked by of Nazareth.
Guida tries a head kick but it misses.
Guida looks to throw the jab but of Nazareth is out of range.
of Nazareth cracks Guida with a right hand to the side of the head.
of Nazareth scores with a leg kick.
of Nazareth throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
of Nazareth staying out of range there.
of Nazareth pivots, looking for a leg kick but Guida is out of range and of Nazareth settles back down.
of Nazareth connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Guida's hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guida on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from of Nazareth.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guida misses with a head kick.
of Nazareth fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Guida looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Guida throws an overhand right that lands on of Nazareth's shoulder, as of Nazareth tries to avoid the shot.
Guida has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from of Nazareth.
of Nazareth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
of Nazareth digs a good hook to Guida's body.
Guida lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but of Nazareth circles away quickly and effectively.
Guida throws a looping overhand right but of Nazareth ducks down to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Guida.
Guida checks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by of Nazareth.
of Nazareth lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Guida throws a series of punches but of Nazareth avoids them all with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guida blocks a head kick by of Nazareth.
Guida avoids the head kick by of Nazareth.
Guida goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Guida throws a series of punches but of Nazareth moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for of Nazareth.
of Nazareth lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Guida throws a right hand that misses
and of Nazareth counters with a lovely shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from of Nazareth.
Guida avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Guida throws a jab but it's blocked by of Nazareth.
Guida misses with a wild body shot.
Guida tries a low kick but of Nazareth avoids it.
of Nazareth cracks Guida with a right hand to the side of the head.
of Nazareth throws a sloppy head kick and Guida moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
of Nazareth misses with a low kick.
of Nazareth fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Guida on the side of the head.
of Nazareth drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
of Nazareth scores with a leg kick.
Guida misses with a series of wild punches.
of Nazareth throws a nice outside leg kick.
Guida misses with the combination.
Guida throws a hook to the side of of Nazareth's head but of Nazareth sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Guida chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before of Nazareth can pounce on him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
of Nazareth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ray Guida has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A good leg kick by of Nazareth.
A nice inside leg kick there by of Nazareth. That's going to slow Guida down.
of Nazareth scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jesus of Nazareth showed his dominance in that final round.
Well of Nazareth has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jesus of Nazareth!
During a confident post fight interview, Jesus of Nazareth thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.