PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Will Piehole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Remi Perrier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Remi Perrier was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Piehole
vs
Perrier

183 cm
21
192 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

183 cm
19
192 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158
Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $140

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Will Piehole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Remi Perrier!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piehole scores with a spinning back kick!
Piehole fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Perrier.
Piehole slips under a jab from Perrier.
We've been told by Piehole's head coaches at Montreal Elite Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Piehole scores with a kick to the body.
Piehole throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Perrier steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Piehole. That one must have hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piehole plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Piehole misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Piehole scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Piehole throws a head kick that misses.
Piehole dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Perrier. That did some damage!
Piehole on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piehole looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Piehole keeps Perrier at a distance using the push kick.
Piehole lands a nice leg kick that just misses Perrier's sensitive parts.
Perrier goes for a double leg but Piehole avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Piehole continues to drive forward.
Piehole connects with a nasty looking knee right to Perrier's face.

It looks like Remi Perrier has been cut.
Perrier looks winded!
A bit of stalling here from Piehole.

Piehole's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Perrier scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Piehole wants to control but Perrier is keeping busy.
Perrier tries to pass to full mount but Piehole defends it.
Perrier is trying to control. Piehole wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piehole trying to hold on to Perrier's head to control him but Perrier postures up.
Perrier wants to pass the guard but Piehole is defending well.
Piehole moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Piehole will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Perrier throwing strikes but missing.
Piehole is trying to control the position but Perrier postures up.
Perrier content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Piehole looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piehole keeping moving, preventing Perrier from controlling successfully.
Piehole trying to control the position.
Piehole keeping full guard, as Perrier tries to pass.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Will Piehole just wasn't active enough.
The fighters circling - Perrier throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Piehole throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Perrier.
Will Piehole is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Piehole pushes Perrier away with a front kick.
Perrier takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Piehole thuds his shin into the meat of Perrier's side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piehole explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Piehole lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Piehole throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Perrier.
A slapping body kick lands there for Piehole.
Piehole dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Perrier. That did some damage!
Piehole moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Will Piehole seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Piehole goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piehole fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Piehole throws a front kick that sends Perrier stumbling back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Will Piehole dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Remi Perrier's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Piehole lands a big head kick that sends Perrier tumbling to the mat! Piehole takes a step backwards and waves Perrier back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Perrier is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Piehole lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Perrier is still on wobbly legs! Can Piehole finish him?
A low kick from Perrier is predictable there
and Piehole finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Piehole lands a brutal head kick. Perrier looks out on his feet and Piehole throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Will Piehole!
Will Piehole really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $140 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.