PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Swarowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Hotsauce (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David Swarowski is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Swarowski
vs
Hotsauce

200 cm
20
285 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

188 cm
24
254 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Swarowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Johnny Hotsauce!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Winston Howard and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hotsauce checks a low kick from Swarowski.
Hotsauce walks into a left hand.

Swarowski tries to sprawl but Hotsauce drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Swarowski is looking to improve his position.
Hotsauce takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Swarowski has hold of Hotsauce's hands but Hotsauce slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

It looks like David Swarowski has been cut.
Hotsauce has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Swarowski is looking for a sweep. Hotsauce is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hotsauce working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Swarowski on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Hotsauce is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Swarowski doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hotsauce.
Hotsauce is nestled in close to Swarowski, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Swarowski tries to roll over but Hotsauce keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hotsauce is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Hotsauce passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Swarowski!
Hotsauce prevents Swarowski from getting the reversal.
Swarowski taking shots to the head.

David Swarowski's cut is getting worse.
Swarowski is looking to get to half guard.
Hotsauce scores with a couple of good head shots there.

Swarowski is rocked!

David Swarowski's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Hotsauce! Swarowski is hurt baaadly! Hotsauce is firing away with more strikes - Swarowski is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Hotsauce!