PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mecha Reagan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reagan comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Reaganator Lives!!! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Mecha Reagan will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Loompa
vs
Reagan

153 cm
26
146 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

165 cm
25
148 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conviction
Merciless Gladiators

Merciless Gladiators

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mecha Reagan!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loompa connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Loompa dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Loompa looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Reagan throws a hook but Loompa blocks it.
Loompa steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Reagan.
Loompa fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Loompa. That's going to slow Reagan down.
Reagan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
An inside leg kick from Loompa misses.
Loompa throws a low kick but Reagan moves out of range easily.
Loompa has been working on his boxing with his coaches at DILLIGAF Dojo III in the buildup to the fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reagan. Loompa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reagan is looking to score with low kicks.
Reagan lands a front kick.
Loompa ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Reagan throws the kick towards the body but Loompa avoids it.
Reagan swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Loompa shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Reagan bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Loompa's guard.
Reagan slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

Reagan is posturing up here but Loompa has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Reagan tries to roll out but it's too tight and Reagan has to tap! Slick submission there by Loompa!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Oompa Loompa!
Oompa Loompa retains his bantamweight title!
A relieved looking Oompa Loompa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Mecha Reagan had this to say: 'Well, at least we had fun.'.