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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Handsome Cpw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes into the arena with I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO blaring out of the sound system. Cpw has chosen Steve McQueen as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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145 lbs
24 - 12 - 0 |
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170 cm
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146 lbs
34 - 18 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 18 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Handsome Cpw!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cpw lands with a right hand.
No luck for Jeremy with that takedown attempt.
Cpw scores with a body shot.
Cpw throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cpw keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jeremy fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ron Jeremy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jeremy goes for a double leg but Cpw avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cpw continues to drive forward.
Cpw lands with a right to the head.
Cpw lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Cpw is working Jeremy over against the cage.
Cpw tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cpw misses with a punch to the body.
Cpw lands a body punch.
Jeremy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jeremy fails to pull the fight into his guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cpw working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cpw misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cpw misses with the head strike.
Jeremy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Cpw is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Jeremy is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Cpw pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Cpw misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cpw is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jeremy is keeping busy.
Cpw misses with a punch to the body.
Cpw lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Jeremy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cpw just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jeremy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy jumps guard but Cpw turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Jeremy wants to stall.
Jeremy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cpw lands a body punch.
A short right from Cpw.
Cpw swings wildly with an uppercut but Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cpw working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cpw swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cpw throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Jeremy's face as he tries to break the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy jumps guard.
Jeremy is working an open guard so Cpw takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Cpw stuffs the takedown.
Jab by Cpw.
Cpw throws a leg kick that misses.
Cpw moves into range and clinches up with Jeremy.
Cpw pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jeremy checks a leg kick.
Cpw throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cpw throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Cpw ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cpw cracks a nice hook into Jeremy's ribs.
Jeremy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cpw to score with a decent uppercut.
Cpw clinches.
Jeremy pulls guard effortlessly.
Cpw wants to stand but Jeremy is controlling his posture from full guard.
Cpw stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Cpw misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cpw is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jeremy thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jeremy thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cpw blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jeremy.
Jeremy is looking for a kimura but Cpw is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Jeremy to get the leverage.
Jeremy wants to work for an arm triangle but Cpw is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Jeremy wants to advance to full mount but Cpw doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cpw is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Handsome Cpw dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cpw swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jeremy drives through with a takedown into Cpw's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Cpw utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jeremy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jeremy lands a couple of digs.
Cpw is looking to stand up but Jeremy isn't so interested in that idea.
Cpw working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses.
Jeremy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cpw has his feet on Jeremy's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cpw scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Handsome Cpw is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jeremy shoots for a double leg takedown but Cpw sprawls well. He's pushed Jeremy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cpw turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jeremy changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cpw tries to avoid it but Jeremy manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cpw to the ground. Cpw escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cpw moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cpw defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jeremy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ron Jeremy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cpw lunges at Jeremy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jeremy's hand.
Cpw closes the distance and clinches.
Jeremy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jeremy tries for a takedown. No joy.
Jeremy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cpw walks away with a smile on his face. Jeremy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Cpw darts in and clinches Jeremy up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jeremy is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cpw gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cpw makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jeremy wants a takedown but no success here.
Handsome Cpw seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A right hand to the body from Cpw.
Cpw lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Jeremy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cpw misses with the head strike.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cpw digs a right hand into Jeremy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jeremy's gas tank.
Cpw breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cpw thuds his right hand into Jeremy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Cpw bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jeremy's head.
Cpw dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cpw buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Handsome Cpw seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jeremy with a poor takedown
and Cpw counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy needs to keep his hands up - Cpw had a free shot at his head there.
Jeremy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jeremy shoots for a double leg takedown but Cpw sprawls well. He's pushed Jeremy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cpw lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nice straight punches there by Cpw. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cpw.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cpw, as that shot connected.
Jeremy moves out of range as Cpw throws a body kick.
Cpw lands a front kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cpw.
Cpw throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cpw stuffs the takedown.
Cpw works Jeremy's body with a nice hook.
Nice shot lands for Cpw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy shoots in and drives through. Cpw sprawls well.
Cpw has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cpw.
Jeremy is rocked!
Cpw ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Oh Jeremy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jeremy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cpw. Cpw obviously looking to wear him down.
Cpw drops Jeremy with a naaaaasty hook - Jeremy is in real trouble here! Cpw dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Handsome Cpw!
After winning the bout, Handsome Cpw thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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