PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bob Orange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler has chosen DMX - Ain't no sunshine as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Orange
vs
Hitler

199 cm
21
140 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

182 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bob Orange!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Viktor Lagutenko and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Orange goes for a double leg but Hitler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Hitler continues to drive forward.
Orange with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hitler tries to break free but Orange pushes him back against the cage.
Hitler tries to pull guard but Orange won't allow it.
Hitler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hitler is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Orange throws an elbow but it misses.
Hitler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Orange has him pressed against the cage.
Hitler wants to get back to striking at distance but Orange won't allow it.

Hitler manages to break the clinch.
Hitler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hitler shoots in for a double leg but Orange sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bob Orange has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adolf Hitler.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orange tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hitler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Orange fails to land with a series of punches.
Hitler misses with a takedown attempt - Orange sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Hitler jabs Orange right on the nose. Orange blinks but takes it well.
Orange shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hitler pinned against the cage. Hitler gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Orange misses with a head kick.
Orange darts in looking for a takedown but Hitler gets double underhooks and turns Orange into the cage.

Orange manages to break the clinch.
Hitler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Orange shoots in for a double leg but Hitler sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orange looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hitler is fending him off so far but Orange persists. Nope, Hitler circles away and we're back to standing.
Orange shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hitler is defended easily by Orange.
A head kick misses from Orange.
Hitler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Orange throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Hitler moves into the clinch.
Hitler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hitler avoiding damage as Orange throws knees to the body.
Hitler tries to circle away but Orange has him pinned against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Hitler is trying to force a seperation but Orange has the dominant position.

Orange breaks from the clinch.
Hitler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hitler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hitler stuffs the takedown attempt from Orange. Orange gets slowly back to his feet.
Orange is breathing heavily.
No luck for Hitler with that takedown attempt.
Bob Orange seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitler scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

Orange is rocked!
OH! Orange has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Hitler smells blood and charges in for the finish! Hitler unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Orange sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Adolf Hitler!
A very excited looking Adolf Hitler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.