PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clay Moore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. Clay Moore has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Wooden Pencil's chin.

Pencil
vs
Moore

185 cm
22
193 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

189 cm
20
194 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clay Moore!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pencil throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pencil goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Moore keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pencil throws a leg kick but Moore sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pencil fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A jab from Pencil misses.
Moore is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pencil.

Pencil has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pencil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Pencil escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pencil ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Moore moves away.
Pencil turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Moore cracks Pencil with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Moore uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pencil.
We've been told by Pencil's head coaches at gods of the cage sp that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Pencil misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pencil takes a swing at Moore's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moore throws a lazy right hand but Pencil sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Moore keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Moore connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pencil momentarily.
Moore misses with a looping left.

Pencil closes the distance and clinches.

Pencil breaks the clinch.
Pencil throws a leg kick that misses.
A big right from Moore misses.
Pencil scores with a nice body kick.
Pencil doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Moore looks to throw the jab but Pencil is out of range.
Nice defenses there by Pencil.
Pencil is looking to land body kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Moore avoids the body shot from Pencil.
Moore walks into a straight right hand from Pencil.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pencil misses with a looping right.
Pencil fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Moore manages to avoid it.
Pencil looks to throw the jab but Moore is out of range.
Moore moves out of range of the body kick from Pencil.
Moore misses with a leg kick
and Pencil counters with a nice uppercut.
Pencil misses with a looping left.
Moore blocks the body kick.
Moore moves out of range of the body kick.
Moore looks to score with a jab to the body but Pencil is just out of range.
Pencil misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Pencil misses its intended target.
Pencil throws a combination that misses
and Moore cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pencil moves out of range of the strikes.
Pencil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Moore throws a right hand that misses
and Pencil counters with an outside leg kick.
Pencil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Moore moves away from the strike by Pencil.
Moore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Moore pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pencil misses with a low kick.
Pencil lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Moore at a distance.
Moore sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moore takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pencil misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Moore.
Pencil waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Moore.
Moore throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pencil counters with a one-two to the body.
Wooden Pencil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moore has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pencil.
Moore checks a leg kick.
Moore lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Moore throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pencil stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Moore misses with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Moore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Pencil lands a nice elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wooden Pencil dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Pencil tries to land a front kick but Moore steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Moore on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Moore wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pencil wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Moore swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Moore throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice shot by Moore.
Pencil misses with a wild body shot.
Pencil misses with a body shot
and Moore counters with a right hand to the body.
Moore moves out of range of the strikes.
Pencil jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pencil takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moore takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

Pencil closes the distance and pushes Moore back into the cage.
Pencil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pencil utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Moore is breathing heavily.
Moore is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Pencil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pencil throws out a loose jab but Moore uses good head movement to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pencil throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Moore wants to slow Pencil down by chopping away at his legs.
Moore throws the left hand but Pencil avoids the punch easily.
Pencil throws a body punch but Moore moves out of range.
Pencil takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil lands a nice shot that snaps Moore's head back.
Pencil tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Moore paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pencil throws a looping overhand right but Moore ducks down to avoid it.
Pencil connects with a high kick.
Moore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Moore on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pencil moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pencil fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Moore manages to avoid it.
Wooden Pencil is winning the standup battle so far.
Moore takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Pencil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Moore swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Moore takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pencil throws a body kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil ducks right into an uppercut from Moore.
Pencil throws a big shot that misses.
Moore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.
Moore's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pencil connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Moore scrambles back to his feet.
Moore throws the left hand but Pencil avoids the punch easily.
Moore uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pencil.
Pencil thows a body shot but no joy.
Pencil avoids the body shot from Moore.
Pencil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pencil keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moore.
Pencil swings for the body but Moore moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil throws a leg kick but Moore sees it coming and moves out of range.
Moore keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pencil blocks a jab.
Moore misses the shot to the body.
Pencil throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pencil takes a swing at Moore's ribcage but misses.

Pencil has managed to clinch.

Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pencil walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Moore checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pencil takes a swing at Moore's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A swing and a miss from Pencil.
Moore swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pencil looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wooden Pencil dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Good leg kick by Pencil there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pencil fails with an attempt to clinch.
Moore blocks a head kick by Pencil.
Moore keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pencil ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pencil swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Moore throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pencil on the side of the head.
Moore swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pencil throws a body punch but Moore moves out of range.

Pencil rushes Moore and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Pencil breaks from the clinch.
Pencil misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Moore circles away quickly and effectively.
Pencil throws a head kick that Moore semi-blocks.
Pencil ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pencil scoring well with a low kick there.
Pencil keeps Moore at a distance using the push kick.
Pencil throws a leg kick but Moore moved away.
Pencil moves out of range as Moore strikes.
Pencil loads up on a big right hand but Moore slips the punch.
Pencil avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pencil scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pencil is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Moore.
Moore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Moore tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pencil looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Moore misses with a hook.
Pencil is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moore can do to turn this around?
Moore jabs at Pencil's body.
Pencil tries to clinch there but Moore circles away.
Moore moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The fighters circling - Pencil throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A leg kick checked by Moore.
Moore avoids the body shot from Pencil.
Pencil takes a swing at Moore's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pencil - that will leave a mark!
Moore misses with a wild body shot.
Pencil slips under a jab from Moore.
Pencil tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pencil misses with an attempted mid kick.
Moore blocks a head kick by Pencil.
Moore rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pencil counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Moore thinking.
Pencil avoids the body shot from Moore.
Moore slips under a jab from Pencil.
Pencil throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pencil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Moore was well out of range. Poor timing from Pencil.
Moore's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moore throws a body punch but Pencil moves out of range.
Moore misses the jab.
Pencil misses the shot to the body.
Pencil moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pencil takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pencil is looking to clinch.
Pencil wants to clinch
and Moore connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Moore throws a hook to the side of Pencil's head but Pencil sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Pencil pushes Moore up against the cage in a clinch.

Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wooden Pencil clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Pencil looks to throw the jab but Moore is out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pencil. That's going to slow Moore down.
Moore throws a right hand that misses
and Pencil counters with a left to the body.
Pencil takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Pencil misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pencil. Moore does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pencil goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Pencil throws a leg kick but Moore checks it.
Moore scores with a punch to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moore. Pencil does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pencil looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moore lands a lovely overhand right.
Pencil throws a poor cross that misses
and Moore counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pencil works Moore's body with a nice hook.
Pencil avoids the body shot from Moore.
A shot to the liver by Moore. Beautiful body shot.
A big left from Pencil misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Moore misses the target.
Moore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
An inside leg kick lands from Pencil.
Pencil thows a body shot but no joy.
Moore connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil connects with an inside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Moore checks a leg kick.
A jab from Moore misses.
Moore rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pencil counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Moore lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Moore.
Pencil throws the kick towards the body but Moore avoids it.
Nice shot by Moore.
A shot to the body from Moore misses
and Pencil counters with a two punch combo.
Pencil ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pencil shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pencil keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moore looks to score with a jab to the body but Pencil is just out of range.
Pencil tries to close the distance and clinch but Moore swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pencil looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pencil lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pencil tries to clinch up but Moore circles away and keeps his distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pencil.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pencil looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pencil looks to land a body kick but Moore moved away.
A bone on bone clash there as Moore blocks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.
Moore throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pencil sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pencil blocks a low kick nicely.
Pencil tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Moore paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pencil ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Moore moves away.
Pencil uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Moore.
Moore cracks Pencil with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pencil takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Moore lands a nice looking body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pencil thuds his right hand into Moore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Moore throws a jab but it's blocked by Pencil.
Pencil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wooden Pencil had his way with Clay Moore in that round.
That's time! Pencil's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Pencil fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pencil misses with a body shot.
Moore keeps the fight on the outside.
Pencil missing with a left hand there. Moore was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pencil throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Moore misses with an uppercut. Pencil saw that one coming.
Pencil attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pencil. Moore does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pencil takes a swing at Moore's ribcage but misses.
Pencil walks into a stiff left hand from Moore.
Pencil misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pencil will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moore is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pencil.
Moore throws a body punch but Pencil moves out of range.
Pencil doesn't manage to clinch there - Moore circles away.
Moore misses with a wild body shot.
Pencil throws a low kick but Moore avoids it.
Pencil tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Moore is able to avoid easily.
Pencil tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pencil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Moore.
Moore throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The fighters circling - Moore throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wooden Pencil is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil misses the shot to the body.
Pencil slips under a jab.
Moore jabs Pencil to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pencil just misses with a punch to the body.
Pencil fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Moore manages to avoid it.
Moore misses with a looping right.
Moore swings for the body but Pencil moves out of range.
Pencil looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Pencil misses with a looping right.
Pencil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pencil stuns Moore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pencil is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
Pencil tries to score with a low kick but Moore moves his leg out of the way.
Moore takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Moore misses with a straight left.
Pencil ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pencil slips under a jab.
Pencil connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Moore has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pencil.
Pencil does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Moore gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pencil.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pencil.
Moore chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pencil can pounce on him.
Pencil throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pencil wants to clinch.
A swing and a miss from Moore.
Moore misses with a body shot.
Clay Moore has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pencil with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Moore avoids the body shot from Pencil.
Moore throws a body punch but Pencil moves out of range.
Pencil is looking to wear down Moore with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Moore walks into a stiff left hand from Pencil.

And that's the end of the fight!
Wooden Pencil showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pencil has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil retains his super heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Wooden Pencil thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.