PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert De Noteboom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chinaski
vs
De Noteboom

185 cm
32
183 lbs
31 - 9 - 2

178 cm
29
182 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Henry Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Robert De Noteboom!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Phil Schofield and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski throws a leg kick but De Noteboom sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chinaski throws a looping overhand right but De Noteboom ducks down to avoid it.
Chinaski misses with a wild body shot.
Chinaski misses with a body shot.
Chinaski lands a nice leg kick that just misses De Noteboom's sensitive parts.
De Noteboom ducks under a wild hook from Chinaski.
Chinaski tests De Noteboom's chin there with a solid looking shot.
De Noteboom blocks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski misses with a body kick.
De Noteboom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chinaski.
De Noteboom on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Henry Chinaski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping leg kick lands for Chinaski.
De Noteboom showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Chinaski misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a hook to the side of De Noteboom's head but De Noteboom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
De Noteboom blocks a jab.
Chinaski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
De Noteboom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski looks to throw the jab but De Noteboom is out of range.
Chinaski jabs De Noteboom to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chinaski thuds his shin into the meat of De Noteboom's side.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chinaski throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a hook to the side of De Noteboom's head but De Noteboom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
De Noteboom takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chinaski misses with an uppercut.
De Noteboom walks into a stiff left hand from Chinaski.
Chinaski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De Noteboom was well out of range. Poor timing from Chinaski.
De Noteboom on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chinaski chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chinaski thows a body shot but no joy.
De Noteboom defending well as Chinaski loads up on a big left hand.
Chinaski throws a hook but De Noteboom avoids it easily.
Chinaski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chinaski thows a body shot but no joy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De Noteboom defending well as Chinaski loads up on a big left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Chinaski dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

De Noteboom moves out of range as Chinaski strikes.
Chinaski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
De Noteboom defending well as Chinaski loads up on a big left hand.
Chinaski throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chinaski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De Noteboom was well out of range. Poor timing from Chinaski.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Noteboom sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Chinaski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chinaski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract De Noteboom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
De Noteboom bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Decent striking displayed by Chinaski there.
De Noteboom avoids the body shot from Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a series of punches but De Noteboom moves out of range.
Chinaski misses with a hook. De Noteboom ducked under it nicely.
De Noteboom moves out of range of the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but De Noteboom manages to avoid it.
De Noteboom drops his hands momentarily and Chinaski takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Chinaski throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
That kick from Chinaski tenderised De Noteboom's leg. De Noteboom is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chinaski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but De Noteboom manages to avoid it.
Chinaski thuds his right hand into De Noteboom's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Chinaski lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but De Noteboom circles away quickly and effectively.
Chinaski throws a jab but it's blocked by De Noteboom.
Chinaski loads up on a big right hand but De Noteboom slips the punch.
Henry Chinaski is winning the standup battle so far.
De Noteboom avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Chinaski misses with a hook. De Noteboom ducked under it nicely.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Chinaski tries to land a front kick but De Noteboom steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom checks the leg kick.
De Noteboom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Chinaski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chinaski swinging wildly here.
Chinaski connects with a nice looking jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Chinaski dominated that second round.
That's time! Chinaski's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

De Noteboom gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
De Noteboom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but De Noteboom might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Chinaski has got the better of the exchanges.
Chinaski is looking to slow De Noteboom down with leg kicks.
Chinaski scores with a hook to the body. De Noteboom takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Chinaski lands a lovely overhand right.
De Noteboom tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
De Noteboom's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
De Noteboom slips a jab and a cross from Chinaski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a big shot that misses.
Chinaski keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Chinaski lands a really nice looking cross but De Noteboom seems unphased.
De Noteboom moves out of range of the strikes.
Chinaski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
De Noteboom moves out of range of the strikes.
Chinaski throws a hook to the side of De Noteboom's head but De Noteboom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Chinaski does no damage.
Chinaski definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Chinaski lands a lovely overhand right.
A jab from Chinaski misses.
Chinaski throws a jab when De Noteboom was well out of range.
Chinaski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by De Noteboom.
A combination from Chinaski does no damage.
Some wild striking there from Chinaski.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! De Noteboom crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Chinaski - the referee stops the clock and De Noteboom gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Chinaski. De Noteboom manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
De Noteboom takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
De Noteboom uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chinaski.
De Noteboom ducks under a wild hook from Chinaski.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a body punch but De Noteboom moves out of range.
De Noteboom checks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by De Noteboom.
Chinaski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from De Noteboom.
Chinaski thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
De Noteboom avoids the body shot from Chinaski.

And that's the end of the fight!
Henry Chinaski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Chinaski has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:24
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:24
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Henry Chinaski!
As Henry Chinaski got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: All I want to do is get my check and get drunk. '.