PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vaimaa Fatu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Lineker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatu comes to the cage accompanied by So Close Now. Vaimaa Fatu has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Fatu
vs
Lineker

193 cm
24
239 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

177 cm
24
163 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conquer

Heisenberg

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Vaimaa Fatu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John Lineker!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lineker wants to land a leg kick but Fatu is out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lineker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fatu has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fatu and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fatu throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fatu tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lineker throws out a leg kick but Fatu moves out of range and Lineker only half commits.
Fatu lands a lovely overhand right.
Lineker throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fatu.
Fatu throws a body punch but Lineker moves out of range.
Fatu swings for the body but Lineker moves out of range.
Fatu misses with a straight right.
Lineker throws a leg kick but Fatu sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fatu tries to land a leg kick but Lineker saw it coming and moves away.
Lineker misses with a low kick.

Fatu lands a big head kick that sends Lineker tumbling to the mat! Fatu takes a step backwards and waves Lineker back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Lineker is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lineker slips a jab from Fatu.
Lineker is still on wobbly legs! Can Fatu finish him?
Fatu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick by Fatu - that's a beauty! Lineker is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Fatu can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Vaimaa Fatu!
Post fight, Vaimaa Fatu stared into the camera and said '*Performs the Siva Afi dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73OGSGD9_Co) then walks out of the cage*'.