PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dick Hertz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slipo Sliper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hertz kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is PORN MUZIK. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hertz
vs
Sliper

185 cm
22
160 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

178 cm
23
147 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Brawler
Granite chin

Zombie Nutrition - LOD

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Hertz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Slipo Sliper!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Konstantin Menshow and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from Hertz.
Hertz moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sliper shoots and misses
and Hertz counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hertz lands a jab to the head.
Slipo Sliper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hertz tests Sliper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sliper misses with a takedown attempt
and Hertz counters with a nice uppercut.
Hertz defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Sliper.
Dick Hertz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slipo Sliper.
Hertz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sliper.
Sliper with a lazy takedown attempt

so Hertz counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hertz throws a big elbow that misses.
Hertz keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sliper's head.
Hertz wants to control from the top but Sliper keeps moving.

Sliper is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hertz defends well.

Sliper is looking for a triangle but Hertz pushes his legs off easily.
Hertz with a nice head shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sliper has his foot on Hertz's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hertz works his way back into a safe position though.
Sliper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hertz throws a big elbow that misses.
Sliper keeping moving, preventing Hertz from controlling successfully.
Hertz keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sliper's head.
Sliper preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Sliper is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hertz defends well.
Our spies down at at Kick In The Nutz Gym (14 Elite Coaches, Low Cap) inform us that Sliper has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Hertz lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hertz is in close to Sliper's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Sliper keeping moving, preventing Hertz from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sliper escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hertz gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hertz landing some decent shots from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hertz lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hertz advances position into side control!
Sliper is looking to regain half guard here but Hertz keeps moving and retains side control.
Hertz is looking to take a break and control but Sliper is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Hertz tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hertz has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hertz cracks Sliper with a big elbow.

Sliper is rocked!
Hertz lands a strong strike to the head of Sliper. That's dazed him! Hertz looking to finish here. Sliper is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Hertz lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Hertz!
Dick Hertz took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q for their support in the buildup to the fight.