PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bang McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonidas Sheynauvah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGee comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica - All Nightmare Long. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

McGee
vs
Sheynauvah

188 cm
37
212 lbs
28 - 21 - 0

190 cm
29
220 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bang McGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Leonidas Sheynauvah!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGee lands with a straight right. Sheynauvah didn't see that one coming.

It looks like Leonidas Sheynauvah has been cut.
McGee lands a really nice looking cross but Sheynauvah seems unphased.
Sheynauvah throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sheynauvah lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sheynauvah displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McGee throws out the jab.
McGee throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sheynauvah misses with a left hand
and McGee counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sheynauvah misses with a wild body shot.
McGee moves into range and connects with a jab.
McGee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheynauvah was well out of range. Poor timing from McGee.
McGee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sheynauvah.
Sheynauvah throws a head kick that misses
and McGee counters with a left to the body.
Sheynauvah has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McGee.
McGee lands a nice shot to the body.
Sheynauvah misses with a hook
and McGee counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Sheynauvah looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGee tests Sheynauvah's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McGee blocks a head kick by Sheynauvah.
Sheynauvah finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sheynauvah lands with a nice combination. McGee backs away looking to recover.
Sheynauvah lands a two punch combo.
A swing and a miss from McGee.
Sheynauvah takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McGee misses with an uppercut. Sheynauvah saw that one coming.
A jab from McGee misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sheynauvah tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McGee was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheynauvah.
No joy there for McGee, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McGee throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheynauvah falls off balance throwing a combination
and McGee counters with a straight right hand.
McGee misses with a wild body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by McGee.
Sheynauvah scores with a hook to the body. McGee takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A lazy left from Sheynauvah finds it's target.
McGee slips under a jab from Sheynauvah.
McGee lands a jab.
McGee throws a looping overhand right but Sheynauvah ducks down to avoid it.
Sheynauvah takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A combination from Sheynauvah does no damage.
Sheynauvah looks to land a left hand but McGee moved out of range nicely.
McGee is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheynauvah keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McGee.
McGee throws a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Sheynauvah.
McGee moves out of range as Sheynauvah strikes.
McGee checks a leg kick.
Sheynauvah throws a leg kick but McGee moved away.
McGee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sheynauvah.
McGee misses with a looping right.
McGee's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sheynauvah connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McGee scrambles back to his feet.
Sheynauvah ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McGee moves away.
McGee defending well as Sheynauvah loads up on a big left hand.
Sheynauvah tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McGee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sheynauvah.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Sheynauvah is predictable there
and McGee counters with a nice uppercut.
Leonidas Sheynauvah seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGee lands with a good body shot.
McGee throws a right and a left that both miss.
McGee just misses with a punch to the body.
Crunch! Sheynauvah slams his shin into McGee's torso.
Sheynauvah jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sheynauvah tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McGee manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McGee misses with a looping left.
Sheynauvah swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McGee checks a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheynauvah fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McGee looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McGee moves out of range as Sheynauvah strikes.
Sheynauvah misses with a looping right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bang McGee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Leonidas Sheynauvah's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

McGee lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McGee looks to land a left hand but Sheynauvah moved out of range nicely.
A punch lands to the side of Sheynauvah 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sheynauvah has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sheynauvah there as he acknowledges the shot.
McGee misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice body punch from Sheynauvah.
McGee staying out of range there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice uppercut lands for Sheynauvah. That snapped McGee's head back.
Sheynauvah uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGee.
Sheynauvah moves out of range of the leg kick from McGee.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Sheynauvah might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, McGee has got the better of the exchanges.
Sheynauvah uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGee.
Sheynauvah lands with a nice body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGee lands with a good body shot.
McGee defending well as Sheynauvah loads up on a big left hand.
McGee slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
McGee looks to land a right hand but Sheynauvah moved out of range.
The crowd cheers as Sheynauvah lands an impressive looking overhand right. McGee doesn't seem phased though.
Sheynauvah pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sheynauvah throws a quick inside leg kick.
Donk. Sheynauvah catches McGee right on the button with a cross.
Sheynauvah staying out of range there.
Sheynauvah finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sheynauvah moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sheynauvah swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McGee misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGee throws a leg kick that misses.
McGee cracks Sheynauvah with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big right from Sheynauvah misses.
McGee misses with a straight right.
McGee takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McGee swats away the attempt to clinch by Sheynauvah.
McGee throws a good cross that connects.
A slow jab from Sheynauvah misses its intended target.
McGee avoids the body shot from Sheynauvah.
McGee missing with a left hand there. Sheynauvah was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McGee misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheynauvah tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McGee manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McGee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A leg kick checked by McGee.
McGee lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sheynauvah looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

McGee lands a big uppercut and Sheynauvah crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Sheynauvah looks OK. McGee waves Sheynauvah back to his feet!

Sheynauvah is rocked!

That has opened up Leonidas Sheynauvah's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGee checks the leg kick.
Sheynauvah is still on wobbly legs! Can McGee finish him?
McGee throws a right hand that Sheynauvah ducks under and follows up with a left that Sheynauvah also avoids with ease.
McGee drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Sheynauvah's head, knocking him out cold! McGee is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bang McGee!