PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wily Kealoha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Pitakaka might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to my dick. Kealoha has chosen Hula Hula as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Pitakaka
vs
Kealoha

189 cm
22
217 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

194 cm
26
215 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Backyard Fighting

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wily Kealoha!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pitakaka, right into the meat.
Pitakaka lands with a kick to the temple. Kealoha shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Pitakaka lands a nice looking body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pitakaka lands with a kick to the temple. Kealoha shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Pitakaka slips a straight right by Kealoha.
Kealoha misses with a hook. Pitakaka ducked under it nicely.
Kealoha throws out a loose jab but Pitakaka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pitakaka scores with a kick to the body.
Pitakaka lands a big head kick that sends Kealoha to the canvas! Pitakaka follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elijah Pitakaka!
After the fight, Elijah Pitakaka was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.