PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Vilela Silveira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Beirne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Silveira
vs
Beirne

198 cm
18
186 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Hates pizza

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Vilela Silveira!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, James Beirne!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silveira wants to clinch.

Beirne closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Silveira to the mat! Silveira manages to get full guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Beirne trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Beirne wants to control from the top but Silveira keeps moving.
Beirne is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Beirne passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Silveira is trying to get back to half guard.
Beirne should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Beirne is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Silveira looks calm but he's in trouble here. Beirne gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Silveira is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Beirne lets go of the hold and Silveira can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). James Beirne!