PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Conan Barbarian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Mad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mad is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Move aside and let the man go through. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Max Mad was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Barbarian
vs
Mad

182 cm
22
181 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
171 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Inexperienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Conan Barbarian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Max Mad!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Barbarian scores a takedown into full mount!
Barbarian avoids the attempt from Mad to control.
Mad really wants to buck Barbarian off and get back to his feet.
Mad tries to hold on but Barbarian pushes him away.
Mad is wriggling around trying to escape.
Barbarian landing strikes from the mount and Mad is in trouble!
Mad in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Mad is trying to escape the mount.
Barbarian lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Mad is rocked!
Barbarian postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Mad badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Barbarian around the waist but Barbarian pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Barbarian is the winner by TKO! Barbarian jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conan Barbarian!