PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Duck Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Archie Fallon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tycoon comes to the cage accompanied by Rubber Ducky. The crowd seem to be enjoying Fallon's choice of entrance music: Between the Hammer and Anvil. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Tycoon
vs
Fallon

178 cm
25
178 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

178 cm
27
188 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Duck Tycoon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Archie Fallon!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tycoon moves into range and connects with a jab.
Tycoon ducks under a wild hook from Fallon.
Fallon takes a swing at Tycoon's ribcage but misses.
Tycoon will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fallon takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A shot to the liver by Fallon. Beautiful body shot.
Fallon moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Duck Tycoon has been cut.
A right-left combo lands from Fallon.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tycoon avoids the head kick by Fallon.
Fallon jabs at Tycoon's body.
Fallon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fallon takes a swing at Tycoon's ribcage but misses.
Tycoon dodges the punch combination from Fallon.
Tycoon checks a low kick from Fallon.
Fallon misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fallon closes the distance and clinches up with Tycoon, looking for a takedown. Fallon pushes Tycoon against the cage but Tycoon circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Fallon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fallon blocks a head kick by Tycoon.
Sloppy strikes from Tycoon. Those never looked like landing.
Tycoon just misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tycoon turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've been hearing reports that Tycoon has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Fallon lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fallon throws a right and a left that Tycoon avoids nicely.
Fallon misses the shot to the body.
Tycoon slips a jab from Fallon.
Fallon catches Tycoon with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fallon staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon swinging wildly here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycoon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Duck Tycoon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fallon throws a hook to the side of Tycoon's head but Tycoon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fallon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tycoon.
Fallon is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tycoon.
Fallon tries a head kick but it misses.
Fallon shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fallon throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fallon looks to land a left hand but Tycoon moved out of range nicely.
Fallon throws a leg kick
and Tycoon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tycoon connects with an inside leg kick.
Fallon throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Tycoon's waist but Tycoon gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Fallon off to one side.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fallon.
That kick from Tycoon tenderised Fallon's leg. Fallon is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fallon connects with a nice looking jab.
Tycoon misses with a straight left.
Tycoon staying out of range there.
A cross from Tycoon lands.
Tycoon throws a low kick but Fallon moves out of range easily.
Fallon throws a sloppy body shot
and Tycoon counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fallon shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tycoon as he jumps to the side.
Duck Tycoon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Archie Fallon.
Fallon misses with a looping right.
Fallon looks for the body kick but Tycoon saw that one coming.
Fallon tries to land a leg kick but Tycoon saw it coming and moves away.
Fallon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tycoon was well out of range. Poor timing from Fallon.
Tycoon moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
We've been informed that Fallon has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fallon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Good exchange - Tycoon coming out on top.
Tycoon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fallon.
An inside leg kick lands from Tycoon.
Fallon throws a shot from downtown. Tycoon moves away and avoids it.
Fallon misses with a few strikes there.
Tycoon slips under a jab.
Fallon shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tycoon pinned against the cage. Tycoon gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fallon looks winded!
Fallon takes one to the chin there.
Fallon is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tycoon is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fallon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tycoon counters with a nice uppercut.
Fallon shoots in for a double leg but Tycoon sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The fighters circling - Tycoon throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Archie Fallon will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Duck Tycoon's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Tycoon scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fallon doesn't seem bothered though.
Fallon rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tycoon moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tycoon lands with a shot to the body.
Tycoon moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Archie Fallon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycoon takes one on the button.
Tycoon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fallon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fallon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fallon avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fallon misses with an uppercut.
A slow jab from Fallon misses its intended target.
Fallon fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Tycoon avoids it really well and circles away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fallon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fallon on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fallon looks to throw the jab but Tycoon is out of range.
Some wild striking there from Fallon.
Fallon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tycoon sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fallon misses with a hook. Tycoon ducked under it nicely.
Tycoon fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fallon on the side of the head.
Tycoon lands a jab to the nose.
Tycoon throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tycoon scores with a nice head shot.
Fallon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Fallon stalks Tycoon and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tycoon's face. Tycoon staggers backwards, shaken.
Fallon is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tycoon connects with a jab.
Tycoon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fallon moves away.
Tycoon misses the shot to the body.
Tycoon misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fallon counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fallon scores with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Fallon. Those never looked like landing.
Fallon fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tycoon is out of range.
Fallon throws the left hand but Tycoon avoids the punch easily.
Fallon scores with a jab to the body.
Tycoon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tycoon tries to work over Fallon's front leg with a kick but Fallon checks it.
Tycoon throws an overhand right that lands on Fallon's shoulder, as Fallon tries to avoid the shot.
Nice shot by Fallon.
Tycoon getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fallon throws a head kick but Tycoon moves out of range.
Fallon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tycoon manages to avoid it.
Fallon swings for the body but Tycoon moves out of range.
Fallon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tycoon counters with a straight right hand.
Tycoon fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fallon takes one to the side of the head.
Fallon looks to score with a jab to the body but Tycoon is just out of range.
Fallon misses with a hook. Tycoon ducked under it nicely.
Fallon on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tycoon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tycoon tries to work over Fallon's front leg with a kick but Fallon checks it.
Fallon ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Tycoon pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fallon on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tycoon misses with a low kick.
Tycoon moves out of range as Fallon strikes.
Fallon avoids a kick to the body.
Fallon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fallon throws a lazy right hand but Tycoon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon lands a body shot.
Duck Tycoon is winning the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fallon connects with a nice looking jab.
Tycoon has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Fallon misses with a takedown attempt
and Tycoon counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tycoon's jab looks to have found its range, popping Fallon under the eye.
Tycoon jabs Fallon to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fallon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Tycoon scores with a jab. Fallon acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Tycoon thows a body shot but no joy.
Fallon misses with a combination
and Tycoon counters with a low kick, right behind Fallon 's knee.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tycoon lands with a good body shot.
Tycoon lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fallon was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Tycoon turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duck Tycoon dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Duck Tycoon's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Tycoon cracks a nice hook into Fallon's ribs.
Fallon swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tycoon, as that shot connected.
Tycoon connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tycoon scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Tycoon tries a head kick but it misses.
Fallon on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fallon's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tycoon thuds his right hand into Fallon's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fallon throws a head kick but Tycoon moves out of range.
Fallon has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Tycoon punishes Fallon's body with a nice straight punch.
Fallon drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fallon takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tycoon.
Tycoon slips under a jab from Fallon.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tycoon. That's going to slow Fallon down.
Tycoon scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon digs a good hook to Fallon's body.
Fallon takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tycoon throws a body punch but Fallon moves out of range.
Fallon takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A head kick by Fallon misses
and Tycoon counters with an inside leg kick.
Tycoon jabs Fallon to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fallon takes one to the chin there.
Tycoon connects with a right hand. Fallon shakes it off.

Fallon is rocked!
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Fallon might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Tycoon has got the better of the exchanges.
Fallon scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fallon takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tycoon keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fallon throws a hook but Tycoon blocks it.
Fallon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fallon throws a nice head kick!
Tycoon lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fallon is still on wobbly legs! Can Tycoon finish him?
Tycoon punishes Fallon's body with a nice straight punch.
Fallon seems to have recovered his senses.
Tycoon throws a sloppy head kick and Fallon moves out of range easily.
Tycoon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fallon throws out the jab.
Tycoon connects with the punch.
Tycoon buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Tycoon pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fallon is out of range and Tycoon settles back down.
Fallon throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Tycoon to counter with a crisp jab.
Tycoon moves out of range of the strikes.
Fallon ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fallon is trying desperately to land a takedown but Tycoon is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Fallon.
Tycoon connects with a nice looking jab.
A jab from Fallon does it's job there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tycoon connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice uppercut there from Tycoon.
Fallon throws a low kick, looking for Tycoon's leg but Tycoon calmly moves out of range.
Tycoon misses with a few strikes there.
Fallon takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tycoon sizes up Fallon with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fallon is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
No luck for Fallon with that takedown attempt.
Fallon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tycoon counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses.
Tycoon tries to land a body kick
and Fallon counters with a three punch combo that has Tycoon backing up. Tycoon nods at Fallon to acknowledge the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fallon throws out a loose jab but Tycoon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tycoon is looking to slow Fallon down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fallon connects with an inside leg kick.
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tycoon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tycoon tries to land a leg kick but Fallon saw it coming and moves away.
Fallon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tycoon just misses with a punch to the body.
Fallon lands with a straight right. Tycoon didn't see that one coming.
Tycoon avoids the body shot from Fallon.
Tycoon lands a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Tycoon. Fallon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fallon lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tycoon has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tycoon and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fallon lands an overhand right.

And that's the end of the fight!
Duck Tycoon showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tycoon has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duck Tycoon!
A very excited looking Duck Tycoon made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.