PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Cordoba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes to the cage accompanied by Badass. Cordoba comes into a darkened arena with his song building. English Fire by CoF kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

CanChopper
vs
Cordoba

200 cm
31
249 lbs
20 - 12 - 0

191 cm
34
232 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Fast

KAISER
Ultra Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Alex Cordoba!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
CanChopper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cordoba was well out of range. Poor timing from CanChopper.
A good leg kick by Cordoba.
CanChopper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
CanChopper takes a swing at Cordoba's ribcage but misses.
CanChopper connects with a leg kick. Cordoba looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
CanChopper throws a leg kick but Cordoba sees it coming and checks it nicely.
CanChopper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cordoba fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and CanChopper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
CanChopper throws a nice inside leg kick.
CanChopper throws a low kick, looking for Cordoba's leg but Cordoba calmly moves out of range.
Cordoba throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cordoba misses with a body kick.
CanChopper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
CanChopper looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cordoba wants to land a leg kick but CanChopper is out of range.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cordoba throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
CanChopper throws a push kick but Cordoba slaps the foot to one side.
A low kick from CanChopper misses

and Cordoba counters by moving into the clinch.
CanChopper is trying to force a seperation but Cordoba has the dominant position.
Cordoba stalling in the clinch but CanChopper improves position.
Cordoba pushes off an throws an elbow but CanChopper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

CanChopper breaks the clinch.
CanChopper blocks a head kick by Cordoba.
CanChopper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cordoba throws out the jab.
CanChopper misses with a head kick.
CanChopper throws a wild body kick that Cordoba sees coming a mile off.
Cordoba scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
CanChopper avoids a kick to the body.
CanChopper throws a body kick that misses.
Cordoba misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cordoba wants to land a leg kick but CanChopper is out of range.
CanChopper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cordoba manages to avoid it.
CanChopper jabs at Cordoba's body.
CanChopper works Cordoba's body with a nice hook.
CanChopper is looking to wear down Cordoba with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper moves out of range of the leg kick from Cordoba.
Cordoba getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
CanChopper connects with a single shot there.
Cordoba steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from CanChopper. That one must have hurt.
Cordoba stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from CanChopper.
Cordoba takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cordoba throws a series of punches but CanChopper moves out of range.
CanChopper thows a body shot but no joy.
Cordoba avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cordoba misses with a low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from CanChopper.
CanChopper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cordoba swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cordoba misses with a low kick.
CanChopper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A clash of legs there as CanChopper blocks the low kick.
Cordoba swings for the body but CanChopper moves out of range.
CanChopper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
CanChopper lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cordoba tries to score with a low kick but CanChopper moves his leg out of the way.
A kick lands to the mid section there for CanChopper.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
CanChopper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cordoba checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cordoba tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but CanChopper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cordoba pulls out of a head kick attempt.
CanChopper moves out of range of the body kick.
CanChopper scores with a jab.
CanChopper checks a leg kick.
Cordoba throws the left hand but CanChopper avoids the punch easily.
Cordoba looks to throw the jab but CanChopper is out of range.
CanChopper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cordoba throws the kick towards the body but CanChopper avoids it.
CanChopper scores with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper digs a good body shot into Cordoba's ribs.
Cordoba looks winded!
Cordoba misses with a looping right.
Nice body kick from CanChopper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ameri CanChopper dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

The fighters circling - Cordoba throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
CanChopper cracks a nice hook into Cordoba's ribs.
CanChopper tries to land a front kick but Cordoba steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
CanChopper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
CanChopper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
CanChopper scores with a nice strike.
Cordoba throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cordoba scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cordoba tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
CanChopper throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
CanChopper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cordoba takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Cordoba is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper misses with a jab, cross combination.
CanChopper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cordoba.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts CanChopper, as that shot connected.
Cordoba misses with a body kick.
CanChopper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cordoba checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cordoba is looking to slow CanChopper down with leg kicks.
Cordoba stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from CanChopper.
CanChopper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
An inside leg kick lands from CanChopper.
A decent looking body kick lands there for CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a head kick. Cordoba smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
CanChopper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cordoba doesn't seem bothered though.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from CanChopper.
Cordoba takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cordoba misses with a hook.
Cordoba moves out of range as CanChopper throws a body kick.
Cordoba is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Some bone on bone action there as Cordoba checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
CanChopper lands a nice looking body kick.
Cordoba takes one to the side of the head.
CanChopper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cordoba has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from CanChopper.
Cordoba throws a head kick but CanChopper moves out of range.
Cordoba swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cordoba throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good leg kick by CanChopper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

CanChopper lands a big head kick that sends Cordoba tumbling to the mat! CanChopper takes a step backwards and waves Cordoba back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Cordoba is rocked!

It looks like Alex Cordoba has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cordoba. CanChopper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cordoba is still on wobbly legs! Can CanChopper finish him?
CanChopper throws a nice outside leg kick.
CanChopper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cordoba can do to turn this around?
Cordoba on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by CanChopper. CanChopper obviously looking to wear him down.
CanChopper scores with a leg kick.
CanChopper ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Cordoba's jaw. Cordoba's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! CanChopper does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ameri CanChopper!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ameri CanChopper thanked KAISER for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).