PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Orange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dj Crabby Jef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orange's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bob Seger- Turn the Page. Crabby Jef has chosen Madd Skillz as his entrance music. Dj Crabby Jef has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Orange
vs
Crabby Jef

200 cm
34
214 lbs
36 - 15 - 0

185 cm
30
198 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Merciless Gladiators

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jake Orange!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dj Crabby Jef!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orange cracks the inside of Crabby Jef's front leg.
Good shot there by Crabby Jef.
A leg kick checked by Orange.
Orange showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crabby Jef.
Crabby Jef takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Crabby Jef has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Crabby Jef misses with a left hand

and Orange holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Orange lands a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orange blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crabby Jef just leaning against Orange, taking a breather.
Orange tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crabby Jef's elbow.

Orange escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Crabby Jef tries to clinch there but Orange circles away.
A left lands for Orange.
Orange stuns Crabby Jef with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Orange lands a nice looking body kick.
Crabby Jef looks winded!
A punch combination from Orange misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orange turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Orange.
A looping hook to the body misses from Orange. Crabby Jef does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crabby Jef gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Crabby Jef throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Orange counters with a straight right hand.
Orange misses with a body shot.
Crabby Jef uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Orange.

Orange clinches.
Orange struggles to land a body shot inside as Crabby Jef controls his hands.
Orange prevents a body shot from Crabby Jef.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crabby Jef lands a left hand that snaps the head of Orange backwards.
Orange is looking to break free of the clinch but Crabby Jef has double underhooks.
Crabby Jef avoids a wild elbow strike from Orange.
Crabby Jef takes a shot to the head.
Crabby Jef throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crabby Jef trying to stall but Orange improves his position.
Good body shot from Crabby Jef.
Crabby Jef softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Crabby Jef tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
I was talking to Orange's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Nice body punch from Crabby Jef.
Crabby Jef lands a nice uppercut.
Crabby Jef misses with a punch on the inside.
Crabby Jef lands an uppercut.
Crabby Jef has Orange pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Orange manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Crabby Jef misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orange scores with a hook to the body.
Orange creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Orange dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Orange tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Orange can't break the clinch.
Orange using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orange lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crabby Jef backwards.
Crabby Jef drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A short right from Orange.

Orange pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Orange scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Crabby Jef doesn't seem bothered though.
Crabby Jef misses with a left hand
and Orange counters with a thumping low kick.
Dj Crabby Jef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Orange swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Crabby Jef counters with a stiff right hand.
Orange is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Orange is looking to clinch but Crabby Jef is avoiding it.
Orange tries to close the distance and clinch but Crabby Jef swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Crabby Jef keeps the fight on the outside.
Crabby Jef takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crabby Jef checks the leg kick nicely there.
Crabby Jef throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Crabby Jef thows a body shot but no joy.
Orange wants to clinch up but Crabby Jef keeps it at a distance.
Orange loads up on a big right hand but Crabby Jef slips the punch.
Orange thows a body shot but no joy.
Jake Orange is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crabby Jef throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Orange.
Crabby Jef lands with a good body shot.
Orange misses the shot to the body.
Crabby Jef lands a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crabby Jef takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Orange looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Crabby Jef swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crabby Jef on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Orange dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Orange lands a right hook to the body.
Crabby Jef checks a leg kick nicely.
Orange ducks under a wild hook from Crabby Jef.
Crabby Jef throws an overhand right that lands on Orange's shoulder, as Orange tries to avoid the shot.
Orange lands the left hand.
Orange thows a leg kick but Crabby Jef checks it
and Crabby Jef counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Orange throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Orange misses with a body kick.
Orange scores with a hook to the body. Crabby Jef takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Orange thows a body shot but no joy.
Orange misses with a hook.
Orange sizes up Crabby Jef with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crabby Jef lands with a right hand.
Orange is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Orange throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orange avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crabby Jef shoots for a takedown but Orange saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Crabby Jef checks the leg kick.
Crabby Jef on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Crabby Jef ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Orange moves away.
Orange swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Orange falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Crabby Jef counter with a right hand.
Crabby Jef fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jake Orange is winning the standup battle so far.
Orange throws a leg kick but Crabby Jef moved away.
Orange is looking to wear down Crabby Jef with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Crabby Jef loads up on a big right hand but Orange slips the punch.
Crabby Jef lands with an uppercut that bounces Orange off the cage and back into range.
Orange digs a good body shot into Crabby Jef's ribs.
Crabby Jef moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orange with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orange walks into a straight right hand from Crabby Jef.
Orange misses the jab.
Orange misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crabby Jef.
Crabby Jef moves into range and connects with a jab.
A head kick from Orange lands but Crabby Jef takes it in his stride.
Crabby Jef takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Orange.
Orange thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crabby Jef connects with a single shot there.
Crabby Jef misses with a right hand
and Orange makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Orange dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Crabby Jef is breathing heavily.

Orange gets a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orange scores with a nice hook to the head.

Crabby Jef jumps guard.
Orange controls from within his opponent's guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Crabby Jef keeping full guard, as Orange tries to pass.
Crabby Jef looking to hit a scissor sweep but Orange is one step ahead there.
Crabby Jef trying to keep a closed guard but Orange is proving a slippery customer.
Crabby Jef bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Orange's guard.
Crabby Jef passes into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crabby Jef wants to take a breather but Orange is having none of it.
Orange has his hands clasped together around Crabby Jef's back. He's all about the action.
Orange trying to hold on to Crabby Jef's head to control him but Crabby Jef postures up.
Orange wants to get back to his feet.
Crabby Jef wants to control but Orange is keeping him busy.
Crabby Jef throwing shots but Orange is blocking nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Orange trying to control from the bottom.
Orange controlling the position well.
Orange wants to control but Crabby Jef is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Orange dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Crabby Jef throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Orange counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Orange moves out of range of the strikes.
Orange moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Crabby Jef's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Orange tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crabby Jef paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Orange throws a jab but it's blocked by Crabby Jef.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Orange.
Crabby Jef misses the body punch
enabling Orange to counter with a crisp jab.
Orange lands with a kick to the ribs.
Orange throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Crabby Jef throws an overhand right that lands on Orange's shoulder, as Orange tries to avoid the shot.
Nice defenses there by Orange.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orange lets loose with a powerful body kick. Crabby Jef will feel that in the morning.
Orange tests Crabby Jef's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Orange throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Crabby Jef takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crabby Jef takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crabby Jef on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Orange. Orange obviously looking to wear him down.

Orange cracks Crabby Jef with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Orange has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Crabby Jef to stand back up!

Crabby Jef is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crabby Jef takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Crabby Jef is still on wobbly legs! Can Orange finish him?
Orange pushes Crabby Jef away with a front kick.
Crabby Jef gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Orange gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Crabby Jef is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Orange!
Jake Orange gave a mention to The Big Kabosh in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).