PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mean Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus Christ is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Machine
vs
Christ

183 cm
26
270 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

225 cm
21
300 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mean Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Joseph Jones and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machine swings for the body but Christ moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Machine.

Machine takes the fight into the clinch.
Christ on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Christ breaks from the clinch.
Nice straight punches there by Christ. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Christ.

It looks like Mean Machine has been cut.
Machine dodges the punch combination from Christ.
A swing and a miss from Machine.

Machine takes the fight into the clinch.
Christ has had enough of the clinch but Machine keeps him there for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Machine's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Christ throws a body punch but Machine moves out of range.
Christ stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Christ wants it to stay on the feet.

Machine shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Christ's guard.
Machine postures up in Christ's guard and throws a big left but Christ blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Machine is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Machine might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Mean Machine wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Machine is defended easily by Christ.
Mean Machine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Machine throws a lazy right hand but Christ sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Machine shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Christ as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mean Machine. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Christ misses with a series of wild punches.
Machine slips a straight right by Christ.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ blocks a head kick by Machine.

Machine closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Christ really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Machine. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Machine sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Machine is trying for a kimura here. Christ looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Machine wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Mean Machine!