PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sherif Fathy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Jungle Love- Morris Day And The Time . Fathy has chosen Eat You Alive as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Bob
vs
Fathy

197 cm
23
267 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

195 cm
22
270 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sherif Fathy!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Steven Brown and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fathy throws a series of strikes that have Bob backpedaling.
Fathy misses the body punch
and Bob counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Sherif Fathy has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fathy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bob.
Fathy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Fathy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bob definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bob moves in looking to clinch but Fathy pushes him off.
Fathy moves away from the strike by Bob.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bob.
Fathy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fathy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bob steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fathy.
Fathy misses with a looping right.
Fathy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fathy blocks a leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Bob.
Bob lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Fathy crumples to the floor! Bob milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Silent Bob!
A very excited looking Silent Bob made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.