PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shalako Carlin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bootyshanks The 3rd might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to When You Least Expect It. This should be fireworks!

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Carlin

174 cm
24
182 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

178 cm
25
183 lbs
11 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Shalako Carlin!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Carlin drives through and clinches with Bootyshanks The 3rd against the cage.
Carlin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Carlin using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bootyshanks The 3rd has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Carlin misses with a knee strike.
Carlin lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Carlin.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to stall.
Carlin tries to throw a body punch but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids it by throwing Carlin back against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Carlin pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Carlin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Carlin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bootyshanks The 3rd's face.

It looks like Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has been cut.

Bootyshanks The 3rd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Carlin throws a right hand that Bootyshanks The 3rd ducks under and follows up with a left that Bootyshanks The 3rd also avoids with ease.
Carlin darts in trying to clinch
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Shalako Carlin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carlin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Good leg kick by Carlin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Bootyshanks The 3rd moves into the clinch successfully.
A knee to the head by Carlin.
Carlin tries to land a knee to the head but Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks with his arms.
Carlin trying to land knees to the body.
Carlin has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Carlin missing with knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

Bootyshanks The 3rd jumps guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Carlin is one step ahead there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is working hard here to advance position.
Carlin trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carlin would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position.
Carlin must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bootyshanks The 3rd bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Carlin's guard.
Carlin bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bootyshanks The 3rd's guard.

Carlin decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Bootyshanks The 3rd, up you get!
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws an overhand right that lands on Carlin's shoulder, as Carlin tries to avoid the shot.
Carlin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Carlin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Carlin misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Carlin clinches up with Bootyshanks The 3rd and pushes him back against the cage.
Carlin trying to land knees to the body.
Carlin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Carlin stalling the fight.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to slow down the pace here.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bootyshanks The 3rd - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a body punch in the clinch.
Carlin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bootyshanks The 3rd is defending well for now.
Bootyshanks The 3rd avoiding damage.
A short right from Bootyshanks The 3rd on the inside.
Carlin throws an elbow that misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd just leaning against Carlin, taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carlin pushes off an throws an elbow but Bootyshanks The 3rd leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Carlin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a hook that snaps the head of Carlin backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Carlin with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is struggling to control the position.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carlin with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Carlin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bootyshanks The 3rd is defending well for now.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Carlin is looking to clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd is avoiding it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a takedown attempt
and Carlin counters with a right hand to the body.
Carlin misses with a combination
and Bootyshanks The 3rd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Carlin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bootyshanks The 3rd catches Carlin with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shalako Carlin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The fight stays on the outside here - Carlin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carlin wants to clinch up but Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps it at a distance.
Carlin fails to land with a series of punches.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out a leg kick but Carlin moves out of range and Bootyshanks The 3rd only half commits.

Carlin clinches up against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries for a takedown but Carlin manages to get underhooks.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to break free of the clinch but Carlin has double underhooks.
A bit of stalling here from Carlin.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pressing his opponent against the cage.

Bootyshanks The 3rd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Carlin cracks the inside of Bootyshanks The 3rd's front leg.
Shalako Carlin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carlin tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a nice body shot.

Carlin clinches with his opponent.
Carlin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pushes off an throws an elbow but Carlin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carlin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Carlin.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Carlin avoids it.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Carlin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stalling in the clinch but Carlin improves position.
Carlin gets underhooks to prevent Bootyshanks The 3rd's takedown attempt.
Carlin misses with a knee to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carlin works on Bootyshanks The 3rd's body with a couple of short punches.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands an uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from Carlin.
Carlin lands an elbow inside that Bootyshanks The 3rd shrugs off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carlin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids it.
Carlin prevents a takedown attempt there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carlin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut is getting worse.
Carlin stalling the fight.
Carlin misses with an elbow over the top.
Bootyshanks The 3rd slows down the pace here.
Carlin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids it.

Bootyshanks The 3rd breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Carlin tries to clinch up.
Shalako Carlin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carlin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carlin tries to clinch up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to land a leg kick but Carlin is out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying hard to land a takedown here. Carlin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Carlin lands a right hook to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Carlin shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Bootyshanks The 3rd is backing up but Carlin catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Bootyshanks The 3rd covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Carlin Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shalako Carlin!
Shalako Carlin decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd stepped up to the mic, saying 'There is no need for a post fight loss speech'.