PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chubber Lane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Christ
vs
Lane

225 cm
21
300 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

190 cm
22
280 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubber Lane!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Lou da Vinci and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lane throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Christ.
Lane misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chubber Lane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lane throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lane misses with a hook
and Christ counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Christ definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Lane swinging wildly here.
A left lands for Christ.
Lane throws a right hand that Christ ducks under and follows up with a left that Christ also avoids with ease.
Christ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lane.
Christ cracks Lane with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lane closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lane looks to score with a jab to the body but Christ is just out of range.
Christ lands a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lane fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Christ bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lane's head backwards.
Lane cracks a nice hook into Christ's ribs.
Lane lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Christ at a distance.
Lane throws a looping overhand right but Christ ducks down to avoid it.
Christ defending well as Lane loads up on a big left hand.
Christ is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Christ throws a big shot that misses.
Lane misses with a combination
and Christ counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lane thumps Christ with a low kick.
Lane misses with a few strikes there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lane scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lane misses with a two punch combination.
Christ walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Christ doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Christ is breathing heavily.
Lane throws a leg kick but Christ sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lane is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Christ rather than just go for the knockout.
Lane is looking to score with low kicks.
Lane throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lane will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lane throws a series of punches but Christ moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lane throws a combination that misses
letting Christ counter with a right hand.
No joy there for Lane, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Christ punishes Lane's body with a nice straight punch.
Lane pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Christ checks the leg kick nicely there.

Lane gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Lane breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Christ scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lane in his tracks.
Christ lands with an overhand left.
Christ avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lane on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lane throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Christ to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Christ throws a looping overhand right but Lane ducks down to avoid it.
Christ takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Christ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lane misses with a few strikes there.
Nice straight punches there by Christ. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Christ.
Christ stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Christ is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lane misses with a double jab.
Lane rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Christ moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chubber Lane will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Lane throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Christ.
A nice combination there by Lane.

It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut.
Christ scores with a punch to the head.

Lane is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Christ throws a series of punches but Lane moves out of range.
Lane is still on wobbly legs! Can Christ finish him?
Lane misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Christ throws a lazy right hand but Lane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chubber Lane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A punch combination from Christ misses.
Christ is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Christ throws a lazy right hand but Lane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christ throws a looping overhand right but Lane ducks down to avoid it.
Christ jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lane throws a right and a left that Christ avoids nicely.
A punch combination from Lane misses.
Christ is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lane.
Christ throws the left hand but Lane avoids the punch easily.
Lane misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Christ counters with a crisp right that sends Lane to the canvas! Christ follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Pinoy Fightwear (90% Laundry) for their support in the buildup to the fight.