PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Schmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urik Vonlictinstien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schmo comes into the arena with Sick Puppies- You're going down blaring out of the sound system. Urik Vonlictinstien has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Joe Schmo's chin.

Schmo
vs
Vonlictinstien

186 cm
23
200 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

205 cm
22
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Schmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Urik Vonlictinstien !
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmo scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Vonlictinstien misses with a hook. Schmo ducked under it nicely.
Schmo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fighters circle momentarily. Schmo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Vonlictinstien bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vonlictinstien misses with a body shot
and Schmo counters with a three punch combo that has Vonlictinstien backing up. Vonlictinstien nods at Schmo to acknowledge the strikes.
Schmo fails to land with a series of punches.
Schmo fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vonlictinstien misses with a double jab
and Schmo counters with a left and a right that stings Vonlictinstien .
Schmo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Schmo lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Vonlictinstien is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Schmo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vonlictinstien misses with an uppercut.
Vonlictinstien throws a big shot that misses.
Vonlictinstien connects with a nice looking jab.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Vonlictinstien knocks Schmo out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Urik Vonlictinstien !