PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kenneth Noisewater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kristofir Wright (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noisewater's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, keine lust. Wright has chosen You're Going Down as his entrance music. Kristofir Wright is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Noisewater
vs
Wright

185 cm
22
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

164 cm
22
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Demonic Clothing

BADGER MILK!
Strike & Submit Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kenneth Noisewater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kristofir Wright!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wright scores a takedown into full mount!
Noisewater wants to control but Wright is having none of it.
Noisewater is desperately trying to improve his position but Wright has a good base and remains in mount.

Wright moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Noisewater has worked his arm free - good work by Noisewater!

Wright is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Noisewater knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Noisewater is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Wright passes to side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wright is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Noisewater is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Noisewater manages to get back to half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Noisewater manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Wright preventing the sweep.
Noisewater is working hard here to advance position.

Noisewater working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Wright has passed into half guard!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Noisewater is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Wright passes into side control, despite Noisewater's attempt to control the position.

Wright tries for a kimura but Noisewater is defending well.
Noisewater struggling a bit here.
Noisewater is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Noisewater regains half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noisewater tries to roll over but Wright keeps him under control.

Noisewater is defending against the submission attempts here by Wright.
Wright is thwarting Noisewater's attempts to control the position.

Wright looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Wright is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Wright is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Noisewater doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Wright.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Noisewater wants to control but Wright passes into side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kristofir Wright dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Wright shoots in but Noisewater avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Noisewater shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.

Noisewater goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Wright is on top in guard.
Noisewater wants to control but Wright passes easily into half guard.

Wright is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Noisewater has managed to free his arm - good work.
Noisewater works his way to full guard. Good work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noisewater is trying to control the position but Wright postures up.
Noisewater keeping moving, preventing Wright from controlling successfully.

Wright thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Noisewater keeping moving, preventing Wright from controlling successfully.
Wright advances to half guard.

Wright seems to be looking for submissions.
Noisewater has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Wright is working away from the top position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Noisewater looking for submissions off his back.
Wright should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Wright is thwarting Noisewater's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Noisewater manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Noisewater looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Noisewater had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Wright is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Noisewater Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Wright's back instead.
I would not like to be Wright right now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Noisewater is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Wright has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.

Wright defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Noisewater's arms.

Noisewater looking for the choke but no joy.

Noisewater looking for the choke from the back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Noisewater has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.

Noisewater patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Wright prevents Noisewater from getting a body triangle.
Kristofir Wright has got the better of the ground game so far.

Wright showing good submission defense here.

Noisewater has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kenneth Noisewater dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Noisewater drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Wright looking to hit a scissor sweep but Noisewater is one step ahead there.
Noisewater will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Wright keeping full guard, as Noisewater tries to pass.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wright is on top in guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wright pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Noisewater is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Noisewater keeping busy on the bottom but Wright has passed one foot through into half guard.
Wright is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Noisewater!
Noisewater is trying desperately to improve position.

Wright working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.

Wright has control of Noisewater's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Noisewater regains control of the situation pretty easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Noisewater defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Wright.

Wright has isolated one of Noisewater's arms. Noisewater looking to fight him off but Wright twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kristofir Wright!