PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evgeniy Malkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob comes to the cage accompanied by Jungle Love- Morris Day And The Time . Silent Bob has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bob
vs
Malkin

197 cm
23
272 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

191 cm
23
210 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

TWGC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Evgeniy Malkin!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Paul Tew and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malkin misses with a kick to the body.
Malkin ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
A leg kick checked by Malkin.
Malkin connects with a nice looking jab.
A low kick from Malkin is predictable there
and Bob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Malkin lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Malkin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bob wants to slow Malkin down by chopping away at his legs.
Malkin moves out of range of the strikes.
Malkin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob tried to score with a low kick but Malkin checks it.
Malkin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Malkin. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Malkin.
Bob throws a shot from downtown. Malkin moves away and avoids it.
Bob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bob misses with a head kick.
Bob throws a leg kick that is checked

and Malkin counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Malkin being controlled here momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malkin looking to pass the guard.
Bob manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Bob is looking to stand but Bob has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malkin is in all sorts of trouble here.
Malkin regains half guard.
Bob stalling.
Malkin is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob is trying to control. Malkin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bob looks to land a strike but Malkin avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

Malkin is looking for a triangle but Bob pushes his legs off easily.
Bob is looking to stand up but Malkin won't let him.
Malkin can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bob controls the pace.
Bob wants to control from the top but Malkin keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Silent Bob wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Malkin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bob tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Malkin connects with a looping right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bob throws an off balance right hand
and Malkin counters with a nice body kick.
Malkin misses with a kick to the body.
Malkin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Malkin checks a leg kick.
Malkin checks a leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Malkin blocks the leg kick.
Malkin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bob as he jumps to the side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Evgeniy Malkin will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Malkin wants to clinch.
Malkin is looking to slow Bob down with leg kicks.
Malkin cracks the inside of Bob's front leg.
Malkin misses with a hook.
Malkin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bob. That did some damage!
Malkin lands with a nice body punch.
Bob tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Malkin is able to avoid easily.
Evgeniy Malkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Malkin moves out of range of the leg kick from Bob.
A leg kick checked by Malkin.
Malkin checks a low kick from Bob.
Bob throws a solid leg kick but Malkin takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bob.
Malkin shoots in but Bob avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Decent striking displayed by Malkin there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malkin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bob stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Malkin with a hook.
Malkin bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bob's head backwards.
Malkin throws a combination. Bob tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bob blocks a low kick nicely.
Bob throws a lazy right hand but Malkin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Malkin cracks the inside of Bob's front leg.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Malkin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Malkin getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Malkin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bob's hands.
Bob throws a leg kick
and Malkin counters with a leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Malkin.
Malkin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob walks into a jab.
Bob tries to work over Malkin's front leg with a kick but Malkin checks it.
Malkin jabs at Bob's body.
Silent Bob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Malkin lands a nice shot that snaps Bob's head back.
Malkin feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bob's calf.
Malkin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bob wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bob looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Malkin lands with a thumping leg kick.
Malkin tries to bum rush Bob with a series of wild strikes but Bob uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Malkin changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bob tries to avoid it but Malkin manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bob to the ground. Bob escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Silent Bob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evgeniy Malkin.
Malkin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bob takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a leg kick.
Bob misses with a leg kick.
Bob fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Malkin checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bob ducks under a wild hook from Malkin.
Bob checks a leg kick.
Malkin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Malkin wants to land a leg kick but Bob is out of range.
Malkin lands a nice shot that snaps Bob's head back.
Bob takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bob on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Malkin moves out of range as Bob throws a body kick.
Malkin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bob manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Malkin with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Malkin.
Malkin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bob manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bob connects with an inside leg kick.

Malkin moves into the clinch successfully.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Malkin can't find room to land a body shot as Bob controls the action.
Bob misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Malkin.
Bob lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bob misses with an elbow strike.
Bob misses with an elbow strike.
Bob scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Malkin scores with a shoulder strike.
Malkin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Bob breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evgeniy Malkin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Malkin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bob's hands.
Malkin misses with an uppercut.
Bob lunges at Malkin with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Malkin's hand.

Bob cracks Malkin with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Malkin looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bob finish him?

Malkin is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Malkin throws a front kick aimed at Bob's knee but Bob avoids it well.
Malkin is still on wobbly legs! Can Bob finish him?
Malkin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bob throws a front kick aimed at Malkin's knee but Malkin avoids it well.
Malkin avoids the head kick by Bob.
Malkin moves in looking to clinch but Bob pushes him off.
Malkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Bob misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malkin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bob. Malkin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Malkin connects with a solid leg kick.
Malkin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bob misses with a hook.
Bob throws a leg kick but Malkin sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malkin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bob. That's going to slow Malkin down.
Nice defenses there by Malkin.
Bob blocks the body kick.
Bob sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Malkin connects with a single shot there.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Malkin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bob throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bob wants to land a leg kick but Malkin is out of range.
Bob throws a push kick but Malkin slaps the foot to one side.
Malkin connects with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Malkin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bob.
Malkin wants to clinch up but Bob keeps it at a distance.
Silent Bob has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Evgeniy Malkin is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malkin staying out of range there.

Malkin gets a clinch.

Bob breaks from the clinch.
Malkin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bob.
Bob scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A shot to the body from Bob misses
and Malkin counters with a good low kick that Bob was not able to check.
Bob walks into a jab.
Bob connects with a leg kick. Malkin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A clash of legs there as Malkin blocks the low kick.
Bob throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bob misses with a leg kick.
Bob jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Malkin wants to clinch up but Bob keeps it at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malkin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bob chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bob takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nice shot by Malkin.
Bob pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Malkin fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bob has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Malkin feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bob's calf.
Malkin needs to keep his hands up - Bob had a free shot at his head there.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Malkin.
Malkin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Malkin scoring well with a low kick there.
Bob pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good exchange - Malkin coming out on top.
Malkin lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Malkin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Malkin misses with a head kick.
Malkin slips a straight right by Bob.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Malkin.

Malkin drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Malkin is looking to take a break and control but Bob is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bob tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bob wants to get back to his feet but Malkin drags him back down.

And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Malkin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Evgeniy Malkin!
A very excited looking Evgeniy Malkin made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.