PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Furio Falcone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David comes to the cage accompanied by PRINCE RAMA - RAGHUPATI. Falcone has chosen Hatebreed - Live for this as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

David
vs
Falcone

180 cm
30
160 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

178 cm
34
156 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

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World class boxer
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Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry David!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Furio Falcone!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
David fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A punch combination from Falcone misses.
David blocks a leg kick.
Falcone scores with a leg kick.
Falcone throws a nice outside leg kick.
David connects with a body shot that sends Falcone's belly button to the back.
David throws a leg kick that misses.
A jab from David finds it's way through Falcone's defenses.
Falcone shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
David cracks the inside of Falcone's front leg.
Falcone tries to clinch up but David circles away and keeps his distance.
David throws a leg kick but Falcone checks it.
A leg kick checked by David.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Falcone lands with a nice combination. David backs away looking to recover.
Falcone throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Falcone pivots, looking for a leg kick but David is out of range and Falcone settles back down.

David tries to keep at a distance but Falcone has taken the fight into the clinch.
Falcone tries to land knees in the clinch but David avoids the damage to the body.
A short right from David on the inside.
David lands a shoulder strike.
Falcone unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Falcone misses with a body punch.
Falcone misses with a short punch on the inside.
David lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
David digs a right hand underneath Falcone's ribcage. Falcone let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Falcone is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. David is defending well for now.
Falcone misses with a hook from the clinch.
Falcone misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from David.
Falcone struggles to land a body shot inside as David controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
David avoids the elbow strike from Falcone, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David has had enough of the clinch but Falcone keeps him there for the moment.
David scores with a shot to the side of Falcone's head.
Falcone tries to work over David's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Falcone lands a body shot.
David on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Falcone lands an elbow just above David 's eye.
Falcone goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Falcone tries to work over David's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Falcone leaning his opponent against the cage.
Falcone tries to land knees in the clinch but David avoids the damage to the body.
Falcone misses with a punch to the body.
David on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
David is working Falcone over against the cage.
David tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Falcone's elbow.
David lands with a right to the head.
Falcone working David over with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Falcone.
A left hand lands to the body for David.
Falcone tries a body shot but David blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Falcone.
David swings wildly with an uppercut but Falcone uses good head movement to avoid it.
David tries a body shot but Falcone blocks it.

David breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Falcone throws a head kick that half lands.
Falcone throws a leg kick that is checked
and David counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
David scores with a spinning back kick!
David lands a nice shot to the body.
Falcone swings and misses with a hook to the body.
David misses with a head kick.
Falcone throws a hook but David blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
David digs a good body shot into Falcone's ribs.
David uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Falcone.
David tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
David keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
David throws a good cross that connects.
Falcone throws the kick towards the body but David avoids it.
Some bone on bone action there as David checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Falcone pivots, looking for a leg kick but David is out of range and Falcone settles back down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
David keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Falcone misses with a hook to the body
and Falcone takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Falcone explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Furio Falcone will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

David lands a nice leg kick that just misses Falcone's sensitive parts.
David pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fight stays on the outside here - David looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
David lands with a thumping leg kick.
David uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Falcone.
David throws a wild body kick that Falcone sees coming a mile off.
David wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Falcone scores with a one two! David had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Falcone tries to clinch but David moves out of range.
Falcone takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
David stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Falcone!
Falcone on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Falcone looks to land a body kick but David moved away.
David misses with a body shot.
Falcone misses with a body shot.

David moves into the clinch.
David can't find room to land a body shot as Falcone controls the action.
Falcone misses with a punch to the body.
Furio Falcone seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
David blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
David works on Falcone's body with a couple of short punches.
Falcone tries to land knees in the clinch but David avoids the damage to the body.
David misses with a body punch.

David escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Falcone gets a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
David misses with a punch to the body.
Falcone misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from David.
Falcone struggles to land a body shot inside as David controls his hands.
David prevents a body shot from Falcone.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Falcone lands with a short shot to the head.
David digs a right hand underneath Falcone's ribcage. Falcone let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from David.
Falcone unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Falcone is breathing heavily.
Falcone misses with a hook to the ribs.
Falcone tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and David avoids it.
David on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
David blocks a punch to the side of the head.
David working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Falcone misses with a body punch.
Falcone tries to work over David's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A body shot lands from David.
David avoiding damage as Falcone throws knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for David.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Falcone can't find room to land a body shot as David controls the action.
David stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Falcone lands a left hand.
David managing to block the knees to the body from Falcone.
A right hand to the body from David.
David lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Falcone throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A body shot lands from David.
A shot in the inside from David.
David lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
David struggles to land a body shot inside as Falcone controls his hands.
David lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Falcone.
David lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

David's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
David throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Falcone keeps the fight on the outside.

David moves into the clinch successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from David.
David lands a body shot in the clinch.
David tries to throw a body punch but Falcone avoids it by throwing David back against the cage.
Falcone misses with an elbow over the top.
David working some nice short punches in the clinch.
David blocks a punch to the side of the head.
David misses with a hook to the ribs.
David on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for David.
David lands a hook that snaps the head of Falcone backwards.
David presses Falcone against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
David goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
David lands a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
David digs a right hand underneath Falcone's ribcage. Falcone let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from David - that landed with a thud.
David lands a hook that snaps the head of Falcone backwards.
Falcone throws an elbow that misses.
Falcone tries to throw a body punch but David avoids it by throwing Falcone back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Larry David dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Falcone takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
David checks a leg kick.
David dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Falcone. That did some damage!
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
David fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Falcone on the side of the head.
Falcone takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
David tries to land a front kick but Falcone steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
David's jab looks to have found its range, popping Falcone under the eye.
David blocks a head kick by Falcone.
Falcone takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Falcone takes a jab right on the kisser.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
David fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Falcone has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
David feints and then cracks Falcone's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Falcone down.
David lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
David's jab looks to have found its range, popping Falcone under the eye.
Falcone gets off balance looking for a body kick
and David makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
David throws a sloppy head kick and Falcone moves out of range easily.
David fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Falcone.
Falcone misses with a body kick.
Falcone takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Falcone is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
David lands an overhand right.
Falcone is still on wobbly legs! Can David finish him?
David connects with a stiff jab that staggers Falcone - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Larry David!
In his post fight interview, Larry David gave a big smile as he said 'Man I am so glad I was able to get the win tonight! That guy was one heck of a pain in the ass! Oi ! He took one heck of a whollop ! If I hadn't one this fight my manager was planning on giving me the axe, so it's good to know you all will be seeing me again! Bagles and locks on me at the deli'.