PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joaquin Bordado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duck Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tycoon is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Rubber Ducky. Duck Tycoon is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bordado
vs
Tycoon

178 cm
30
181 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

178 cm
24
178 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joaquin Bordado!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Duck Tycoon!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tycoon connects with a right hand. Bordado shakes it off.
Tycoon connects with a nice looking jab.

It looks like Joaquin Bordado has been cut.
Tycoon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tycoon is looking to chop away at Bordado's legs.
Bordado throws a nice looking combination but Tycoon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A slow jab from Tycoon misses its intended target.
No joy there for Bordado, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tycoon takes a swing at Bordado's ribcage but misses.
Bordado looks to score with a jab to the body but Tycoon is just out of range.
Tycoon fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bordado checks it well.
Bordado throws a lazy uppercut
and Tycoon counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've been informed that Tycoon has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Tycoon slips under a jab from Bordado.
Bordado lands a head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bordado misses with a hook. Tycoon ducked under it nicely.
Bordado misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bordado ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jab by Tycoon.
Bordado moves away from the strike by Tycoon.
Tycoon avoids the body shot from Bordado.
Good work by Tycoon as he checks the leg kick.
Tycoon scores with a leg kick.
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses.
Tycoon lands with a nice body punch.
Tycoon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Tycoon cracks the inside of Bordado's front leg.
Bordado takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tycoon misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon misses with a looping left.
Tycoon ducks under a wild hook from Bordado.
Bordado doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tycoon cracks a nice hook into Bordado's ribs.
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses.
Bordado lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Duck Tycoon has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bordado. Tycoon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tycoon misses with a body shot.
Nice body kick from Tycoon.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tycoon.
A jab from Tycoon misses.
Bordado throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A swing and a miss from Tycoon.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Bordado.
Bordado throws the left hand but Tycoon avoids the punch easily.
Tycoon misses with an uppercut
and Bordado counters with a straight right hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Tycoon as he connects with a hook.
Tycoon scores with a leg kick.
Bordado fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tycoon manages to avoid it.
Bordado thows a body shot but no joy.
Tycoon swings for the body but Bordado moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Tycoon.
Tycoon misses with an uppercut
and Bordado counters with a left to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Tycoon.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tycoon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tycoon scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bordado takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bordado misses with a straight right.
Tycoon's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bordado under the eye.
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Bordado is just out of range.
Tycoon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bordado moves away.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bordado.
Tycoon is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bordado had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bordado throws a leg kick but Tycoon checks it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Tycoon - that will leave a mark!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bordado checks a leg kick nicely.
Bordado takes one to the side of the head.
Bordado digs a good body shot into Tycoon's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duck Tycoon dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Tycoon digs a good hook to Bordado's body.
Tycoon swings widly with a right hand
and Bordado makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bordado takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Duck Tycoon seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bordado ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycoon moves away.
Tycoon throws a body kick that misses.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bordado.
Tycoon misses the jab.
Bordado walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bordado throws a low kick but Tycoon moves out of range easily.
Tycoon lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tycoon with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bordado checks the leg kick.
Tycoon throws a lazy uppercut
and Bordado counters with a body kick that stops Tycoon in his tracks momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon loads up on a big right hand but Bordado slips the punch.
Tycoon throws a shot from downtown. Bordado moves away and avoids it.
Tycoon is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bordado.
Bordado misses with a body punch
enabling Tycoon to counter with a crisp jab.
Bordado ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycoon moves away.
Bordado avoids the body shot from Tycoon.
Bordado walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bordado lands with a nice combination. Tycoon backs away looking to recover.
Tycoon misses with a leg kick
and Bordado counters with a solid body kick.
A head kick from Tycoon lands but Bordado takes it in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tycoon fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Joaquin Bordado's cut is getting worse.
Tycoon looks to land a left hand but Bordado moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bordado slips a jab from Tycoon.
Tycoon tries to land a front kick but Bordado steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tycoon doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bordado misses with a body kick.
Tycoon throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Tycoon tries to score with a low kick but Bordado moves his leg out of the way.
A clash of legs there as Bordado blocks the low kick.
Bordado looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bordado is looking to wear down Tycoon with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bordado thows a body shot but no joy.
Tycoon takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bordado throws a low kick, looking for Tycoon's leg but Tycoon calmly moves out of range.
Bordado misses with a lunging right hand
letting Tycoon counter with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bordado closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Duck Tycoon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycoon throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Tycoon catches Bordado with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Tycoon slips a straight right by Bordado.
Bordado misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Bordado is just out of range.
Tycoon takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Tycoon misses with a hook. Bordado ducked under it nicely.
Bordado misses with an uppercut. Tycoon saw that one coming.
Bordado takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bordado throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tycoon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bordado chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tycoon can pounce on him.
Bordado shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bordado takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tycoon scores with a hook to the body. Bordado takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tycoon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tycoon fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bordado looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tycoon. Bordado does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tycoon fakes the leg kick and cracks Bordado in the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tycoon lands with a slapping head kick.

Joaquin Bordado's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A solid leg kick lands there for Tycoon.
Bordado throws a jab but it's blocked by Tycoon.
Nice uppercut lands for Tycoon. That snapped Bordado's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duck Tycoon showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Tycoon tries a head kick but it misses.
Tycoon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bordado ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Bordado is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Tycoon thows a body kick. Bordado tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Tycoon ducks under a wild hook from Bordado.
Bordado takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tycoon takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Tycoon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tycoon uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bordado.
Tycoon dips to his left and cracks Bordado with an uppercut!
Bordado loads up on a big right hand but Tycoon slips the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bordado misses the body punch
and Tycoon counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon scores with a punch to the head.

Jeez, Joaquin Bordado's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Tycoon throws a leg kick that is checked
and Bordado counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Tycoon.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bordado lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tycoon lands an overhand right.
Tycoon is looking to slow Bordado down with leg kicks.
Tycoon has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bordado misses the shot to the body.
Tycoon throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tycoon uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bordado has time to react.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joaquin Bordado's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Duck Tycoon!
An out of breath Duck Tycoon thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.