PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Toney Lou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juris Dicktion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lou comes to the cage accompanied by Tech N9ne - Caribou Lou. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lou
vs
Dicktion

200 cm
22
260 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

180 cm
27
260 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Toney Lou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juris Dicktion!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dicktion throws a push kick but Lou slaps the foot to one side.
Dicktion throws a head kick but Lou moves out of range.
Dicktion fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lou on the side of the head.
Lou scores with a shot to the body.
Dicktion takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

It looks like Juris Dicktion has been cut.
Dicktion tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dicktion lands a high kick!

It looks like Toney Lou has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lou takes a swing at Dicktion's ribcage but misses.
Dicktion uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lou.
Lou throws a body kick that misses.
Lou blocks a head kick by Dicktion.
Juris Dicktion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dicktion misses with a head kick.
Lou avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Some wild striking there from Lou.
Dicktion misses with a body kick.
Dicktion misses with a double jab
and Lou counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Dicktion is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab by Lou.
Dicktion tries to bum rush Lou with a series of wild strikes but Lou uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dicktion throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dicktion throws a head kick but Lou moves out of range.
Dicktion keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dicktion blocks a low kick nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lou.
Dicktion tries to clinch there but Lou circles away.
Dicktion throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dicktion scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dicktion throws a head kick that misses.
Lou takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dicktion lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lou circles away quickly and effectively.
Dicktion tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Lou misses.
Lou takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lou moves out of range of the body kick.
Dicktion throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dicktion throws a front kick that sends Lou stumbling back into the cage.
Dicktion tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lou paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lou looks to land a left hand but Dicktion moved out of range nicely.
Lou misses with a looping right.
Dicktion fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lou.
Dicktion is looking to clinch but Lou is avoiding it.
Lou throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lou ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dicktion moves away.
A slow jab from Lou misses its intended target.
Dicktion connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion misses with a head kick.
Lou takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dicktion throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Lou is breathing heavily.
Dicktion swinging wildly here.
Dicktion throws a head kick that half lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Dicktion lands a head kick that stumbles Lou and the fighters go to the mat.

Lou is rocked!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Dicktion is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Oh Lou is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lou seems to have got his legs back now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Juris Dicktion.
A head kick by Dicktion misses
and Lou counters with a flying knee. Nice.
A head kick by Dicktion misses
and Lou counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Dicktion throws a head kick that misses.
Lou just misses with a punch to the body.
Dicktion throws a head kick that misses.
Lou circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lou misses with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dicktion throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dicktion tries to clinch up.
Some wild striking there from Lou.
Lou moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juris Dicktion dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Dicktion misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dicktion lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lou circles away quickly and effectively.
A low kick from Lou is predictable there
and Dicktion counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Lou wants to land a leg kick but Dicktion is out of range.
Lou blocks a head kick by Dicktion.
Lou tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dicktion was well out of range. Poor timing from Lou.
Lou checks the leg kick.
Dicktion blocks a head kick by Lou.
Dicktion pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dicktion thuds his shin into the meat of Lou's side.
Dicktion throws a sloppy head kick and Lou moves out of range easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dicktion misses with a head kick.
Dicktion throws the kick towards the body but Lou avoids it.
Lou fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dicktion has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lou. That did some damage!
A combination from Lou does no damage.
Lou throws a leg kick
and Dicktion counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Dicktion thumps Lou with a low kick.
Dicktion ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dicktion misses with a few strikes there.
Dicktion fails to land with a series of punches.
Lou tries to work over Dicktion's front leg with a kick but Dicktion checks it.
Dicktion feints and then cracks Lou's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lou down.
Dicktion throws a nice looking combination but Lou bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Dicktion darts in and clinches Lou up against the cage.
Dicktion with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dicktion throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lou blocks it with crossed arms.
Dicktion missing with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lou.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dicktion prevents a takedown attempt there.
Dicktion misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lou.

Lou is trying to trip Dicktion. He has hold of a leg but Dicktion is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Lou persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Dicktion looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lou is stalling in the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Toney Lou has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Lou throws a body punch but Dicktion moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion lands a head kick!

Toney Lou's cut is getting worse.
Lou staying out of range there.
Juris Dicktion seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dicktion throws a sloppy head kick and Lou moves out of range easily.
Dicktion keeps Lou at a distance using the push kick.
Dicktion is looking to clinch.
Lou takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lou misses with a straight left.

Dicktion has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lou has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dicktion is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Lou stalling in the clinch but Dicktion improves position.
Lou is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dicktion gets underhooks to prevent Lou's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Toney Lou. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dicktion missing with knees to the body.
Dicktion doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lou blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Knees to the body from Dicktion.
Dicktion lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dicktion tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dicktion landing knees to the head.
Dicktion landing knees to the head.
Dicktion lands a nice knee to the body.
Dicktion unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dicktion looking to throw knees to the head but Lou is blocking nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dicktion connects with a knee to the head.
Dicktion tries to land a knee to the head but Lou blocks with his arms.
Juris Dicktion seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dicktion landing knees to the head.
Dicktion can't find room to land a body shot as Lou controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juris Dicktion showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Dicktion listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Lou walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dicktion.
Dicktion swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lou punishes Dicktion's body with a nice straight punch.
Dicktion throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lou blocks the body kick.
Lou fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dicktion manages to avoid it.
Dicktion fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lou.

Dicktion moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Lou goes down! Can Dicktion finish him!?
Lou being controlled here, momentarily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Lou is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dicktion throws a head kick that misses.
Lou uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dicktion has time to react.
Dicktion uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lou.
Dicktion misses the shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Dicktion.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dicktion.
Dicktion avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion throws a nice looking combination but Lou bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lou throws a body kick that misses.
Lou throws a sloppy head kick and Dicktion moves out of range easily.
Lou avoids the head kick by Dicktion.
Lou scores with a hook to the body. Dicktion takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dicktion misses with a body shot.
Dicktion staying out of range there.
Lou tries to bum rush Dicktion with a series of wild strikes but Dicktion uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dicktion throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dicktion goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lou will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dicktion avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lou throws a shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Lou.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion misses with a head kick.
Toney Lou has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lou will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Dicktion lands a high kick to the side of Lou's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Dicktion dives into guard, looking to finish.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Lou is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dicktion is looking to stand up but Lou won't let him.
Lou looking for a sweep. Not yet Lou, not yet.
Lou is trying to hold Dicktion in close to prevent damage but Dicktion has managed to pass into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion prevents Lou from improving his position.
Lou keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Lou is trying to get back to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Juris Dicktion comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Dicktion winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Juris Dicktion!
In his post fight interview, Juris Dicktion started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.