PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dave Stimpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ava Noel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noel has chosen A Moment as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ava Noel was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Stimpson
vs
Noel

194 cm
29
215 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

188 cm
25
209 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dave Stimpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ava Noel!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stimpson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Noel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Noel connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stimpson's hands.
Noel takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stimpson.
Noel fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Stimpson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A decent looking cross lands there for Noel.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stimpson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Noel stuns Stimpson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Stimpson misses with a combination
and Noel counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Dave Stimpson has been cut.
Noel uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Stimpson has time to react.
Noel scores with a hook.
Noel punishes Stimpson's body with a nice straight punch.
Noel scores with a body shot.
Noel throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stimpson counters with a good low kick that Noel was not able to check.
Noel connects with a leg kick. Stimpson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Stimpson is breathing heavily.
Nice straight punches there by Noel. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Noel.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stimpson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Noel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Stimpson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Stimpson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stimpson scores with a three punch combo!
Stimpson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Noel cracks a nice hook into Stimpson's ribs.
Noel scores with a shot to the body.
Noel lands with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noel jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Noel lands a nice hook to Stimpson's body. Stimpson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A jab lands there for Noel.
Noel lands a leg kick that knocks Stimpson off balance momentarily.
Noel is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Stimpson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Noel throws a shot to the body.
Stimpson slips a jab and a cross from Noel.

Noel clips Stimpson with a right and a left that makes him do the chicken dance for a couple of seconds. He touched his left hand down on the canvas so the referee steps between the fighters to give Stimpson a standing 8 count before we can continue the bout.
Stimpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Noel.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stimpson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stimpson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Noel paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Stimpson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Noel drops a shoulder and throws a biiiig uppercut that drops Stimpson onto his butt! Stimpson pops straight back to his feet to convince the referee that he's OK to continue.

Stimpson walks into a big right hand from Noel and goes down! The referee sends Noel to a neutral corner as Stimpson gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.

Stimpson is rocked!
Noel connects with a quick right hand that sends Stimpson tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the ropes, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Ava Noel!
Our winner, Ava Noel, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.