PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Josiah Bartlet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dong is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Big Balls. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bartlet
vs
Dong

170 cm
20
145 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

170 cm
20
138 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Josiah Bartlet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Long Dong!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bartlet closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Bartlet lands in his opponent's guard.

Dong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Bartlet throwing strikes but missing.
Bartlet landing with the ground and pound.
Bartlet has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Bartlet landing some decent shots from guard.
Bartlet lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bartlet scoring with some ground and pound.

Dong is rocked!
Bartlet scoring with some ground and pound.
Dong is still in real trouble! Can Bartlet finish him?
Bartlet knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dong on the ground.
Bartlet works over Dong with some ground and pound from guard.
Bartlet loads up on a big left hand. Dong felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Bartlet looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Dong can't hide his disappointment, as Bartlet celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Josiah Bartlet!
Long Dong was interviewed post fight and said 'No worries. I may have lost this fight, but at the end of the day....I still have a nearly 12-inch schlong.'.