PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank MIr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Toney Lou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). MIr's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kanye West - Amazing. Lou has chosen Tech N9ne - Caribou Lou as his entrance music. Toney Lou has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Frank MIr's chin.

MIr
vs
Lou

191 cm
24
284 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
22
260 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Frank MIr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Toney Lou!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Lou finds it's way through MIr's defenses.

It looks like Frank MIr has been cut.
Lou checks a leg kick.
MIr walks into a straight right hand from Lou.
This has been an exciting period of action!
MIr walks into a stiff left hand from Lou.
MIr could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Lou changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lou scores with a shot to the body.
MIr throws a leg kick
enabling Lou to counter with a crisp jab.

MIr is rocked!
MIr misses with a leg kick
and Lou counters with a huge right that knocks MIr out cold! Lou is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Toney Lou!
Toney Lou made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I'm here, I know you've all been waiting, and now you see who I really am! Let's go get drunk motherfu*****, Caribou Lou on me tonight, play that Tech N9ne baby weeoo!'.