PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McFatterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Malik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFatterson kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Fat. The crowd seem to be enjoying Malik's choice of entrance music: The Imperial March. Joe Malik has the eye of the tiger tonight.

McFatterson
vs
Malik

210 cm
21
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

203 cm
20
290 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Fatty McFatterson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Malik!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McFatterson rushes Malik and presses him up against the cage.
McFatterson wants a takedown.
Malik using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McFatterson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Malik can't break the clinch.
Malik wants to break the clinch but can't.
Malik wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

McFatterson tightens his grip and picks Malik up, before dumping him to the ground. Malik manages to land in guard.
McFatterson tries to free his leg and advance position but Malik is retaining full guard.
McFatterson is working hard here to advance position.
Malik wants to stand and escape but McFatterson is having none of it.
Malik seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
McFatterson pushes down on Malik's leg and manages to get into half guard.

McFatterson is working for a submission of some sort.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McFatterson stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Joe Malik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Malik moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Malik with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McFatterson is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McFatterson dodges the punch combination from Malik.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Malik knocks McFatterson out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joe Malik!