PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Collins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Gracie might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to r this town i 101. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Gracie
vs
Collins

195 cm
34
280 lbs
47 - 17 - 0

185 cm
37
247 lbs
29 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 47 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Collins!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Collins misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Collins just misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Collins throws out the jab.
Gracie tries a head kick but it misses.
Collins throws a combination that misses

and Gracie moves into the clinch.
Gracie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gracie is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Collins gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Collins can't find room to land a body shot as Gracie controls the action.
Collins can't break the clinch.
Gracie lands a hook that snaps the head of Collins backwards.
Collins doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gracie lands a right hand.
Collins can't break the clinch.
Collins pushes Gracie back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Gracie working aggressively here.
Collins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Collins is trying to force a seperation but Gracie has the dominant position.
Come on Gracie - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A right hand to the body from Collins.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Collins is trying to push Gracie away but Gracie has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Collins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gracie.
Gracie tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Collins is able to avoid easily.
Collins jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Collins lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Gracie backs up against the cage.

It looks like Asshole Gracie has been cut.
Gracie throws a leg kick but Collins checks it.
Some bone on bone action there as Collins checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Collins ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Collins with a nice cross.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gracie lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Collins has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Collins and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Collins throws a nice looking combination but Gracie bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Collins fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gracie manages to avoid it.
Gracie tries a head kick but it misses.
Collins lands an overhand right.
Collins lands a nice shot that snaps Gracie's head back.

Gracie is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Collins throws a hook but Gracie blocks it.
Collins throws a looping overhand right but Gracie ducks down to avoid it.
Gracie looks to land a body kick but Collins moved away.
Fred Collins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Collins misses with an uppercut.
Collins throws a hook to the side of Gracie's head but Gracie sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Gracie fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Collins sprawls well initially but Gracie persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Gracie content to control rather than advance.
Gracie trying to mount his opponent but Collins defends it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fred Collins comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Collins has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 9:10
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 9:10
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fred Collins!
Fred Collins is the new heavyweight champion!
Fred Collins decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.