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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaakko Kilpinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. BitchFace PoopyPants will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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220 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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222 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jaakko Kilpinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants throws a one two combo.
A punch lands to the side of Kilpinen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kilpinen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kilpinen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kilpinen lands a nice shot that snaps PoopyPants's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
PoopyPants chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kilpinen can pounce on him.
PoopyPants connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kilpinen is rocked!
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown. Oh, that's a huge slam! Kilpinen is on queer street and PoopyPants is pounding down on him with a barage of strikes. The ref is forced to step in and stop the fight. Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Slam). BitchFace PoopyPants!
Our winner, BitchFace PoopyPants, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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