PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Run Dmc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adetokunbo Lamouna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lamouna is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fela Kuti - Roforofo Fight. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dmc
vs
Lamouna

180 cm
25
241 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

199 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Run Dmc!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adetokunbo Lamouna!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Thiago Cunha and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lamouna throws a looping overhand right but Dmc ducks down to avoid it.
Lamouna wants to clinch

and Dmc counters with a takedown into side control.
Dmc tries to advance to mount but Lamouna denies him.
Dmc passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Lamouna!
Dmc moves to back control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Lamouna won't enjoy being in this position. Dmc looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Lamouna is tapping - it's over boys! Dmc picks up the submission victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Run Dmc!
A very excited looking Run Dmc rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.