PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hank Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Senerchia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinaski's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 9: Mov. 4. The crowd seem to be enjoying Senerchia's choice of entrance music: Can You Hear Me. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chinaski
vs
Senerchia

200 cm
28
268 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

178 cm
28
280 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peter Senerchia!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Senerchia manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Senerchia misses with a hook.
Senerchia cracks a nice hook into Chinaski's ribs.
Senerchia misses with a looping left.
Chinaski sizes up Senerchia with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Chinaski wants to land a leg kick but Senerchia is out of range.
Senerchia throws a hook but Chinaski blocks it.
Chinaski is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Senerchia tries a head kick but it misses.
Senerchia on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Senerchia throws a leg kick but Chinaski checks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chinaski connects with a high kick.
Senerchia misses with a head kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Chinaski. Senerchia shrugs it off though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski cracks the inside of Senerchia's front leg.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Senerchia is avoiding it.
Chinaski moves out of range of the leg kick from Senerchia.
Chinaski lands a front kick.
Chinaski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chinaski fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
Senerchia checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chinaski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chinaski tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Senerchia is able to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a head kick that misses.
Chinaski misses with a head kick.
Chinaski slips a straight right by Senerchia.
Senerchia takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chinaski lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head kick misses from Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a body punch but Senerchia moves out of range.
Peter Senerchia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Senerchia on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Chinaski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Chinaski wants to clinch.
A thudding body kick lands there by Chinaski!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Senerchia throws a series of punches but Chinaski avoids them all with ease.
Senerchia on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chinaski. Chinaski obviously looking to wear him down.
Chinaski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Senerchia throws a poor cross that misses
and Chinaski counters with a thumping low kick.
Chinaski lands a nice shot to the body.
Senerchia tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Senerchia keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Chinaski fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Chinaski throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Chinaski.
Chinaski is looking to wear down Senerchia with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Chinaski looks to land a body kick but Senerchia moved away.
Chinaski lands with an uppercut that bounces Senerchia off the cage and back into range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chinaski throws a sloppy head kick and Senerchia moves out of range easily.
Senerchia throws a low kick but Chinaski avoids it.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Chinaski rushes Senerchia and presses him up against the cage.
Chinaski trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chinaski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Chinaski misses with a body punch.
Chinaski has a couple of punches blocked by Senerchia.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hank Chinaski dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Chinaski looks to score with a jab to the body but Senerchia is just out of range.
Chinaski lands a high kick!
Senerchia throws a lazy right hand but Chinaski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Senerchia stuffs the takedown.
Senerchia is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Chinaski scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slow jab from Senerchia misses its intended target.
Chinaski blocks a head kick by Senerchia.
Chinaski lands a front kick.
Chinaski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Senerchia.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Chinaski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski delivers a nice body kick.
Chinaski scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Chinaski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hank Chinaski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chinaski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chinaski just misses with a punch to the body.
Senerchia throws a left and a right that both miss
and Chinaski counters with a nice body kick.
Senerchia is breathing heavily.
Chinaski scores with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chinaski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Senerchia on the side of the head.
Crunch! Chinaski slams his shin into Senerchia's torso.
Chinaski cracks Senerchia with a good jab.
Chinaski throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Chinaski as he connects with a hook.
Chinaski shoots in but Senerchia avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Senerchia on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chinaski. Chinaski obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice uppercut lands for Chinaski. That snapped Senerchia's head back.
Senerchia stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Senerchia wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hank Chinaski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chinaski shoots in but no luck this time.
A punch lands to the side of Senerchia 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Chinaski lands a nice shot that snaps Senerchia's head back.
Chinaski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Senerchia at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Senerchia keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chinaski scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Senerchia throws a sloppy body shot
and Chinaski counters with a flying knee that drops Senerchia! Chinaski dives in and finishes the fight with a flurry of strikes from the mount!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hank Chinaski!
A very excited looking Hank Chinaski rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.