PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stu Ungar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ungar has chosen Ari Gold - Let's Hug It Out, BITCH as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Ungar

194 cm
31
241 lbs
27 - 10 - 0

184 cm
34
268 lbs
29 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Stu Ungar!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Dos Equis Guy.

It looks like Stu Ungar has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Ungar's shoulder, as Ungar tries to avoid the shot.
Dos Equis Guy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big left from Dos Equis Guy misses.
Ungar misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ungar.
Ungar fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ungar smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Ungar throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ungar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dos Equis Guy tries a head kick but it misses.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Ungar's front leg with a kick but Ungar checks it.
Dos Equis Guy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

Ungar lands a left and a right that send Dos Equis Guy crashing to the mat, dazed. Ungar thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Ungar misses with a looping left.
Dos Equis Guy lands a front kick.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ungar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dos Equis Guy.
Ungar motions for Dos Equis Guy to come forward. Ungar throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick which misses Ungar's front leg but catches the back leg as Ungar tries to avoid it.
Ungar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dos Equis Guy moves away from the strike by Ungar.
Dos Equis Guy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Ungar misses with a hook.
Ungar tries a head kick but it misses.
Ungar throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
A jab from Ungar finds it's way through Dos Equis Guy's defenses.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy connects with a nice looking jab.
Dos Equis Guy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Ungar takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Dos Equis Guy moves away from the strike by Ungar.
Nice jab there from Dos Equis Guy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a series of punches but Ungar avoids them all with ease.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch but Ungar moves out of range.
Ungar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ungar's hands.
Ungar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ungar takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dos Equis Guy.
Ungar misses with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy cracks the inside of Ungar's front leg.
Ungar scores with a punch to the head.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ungar throws a shot from downtown. Dos Equis Guy moves away and avoids it.
Ungar changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dos Equis Guy sizes up Ungar with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dos Equis Guy throws a head kick that half lands.
Dos Equis Guy throws a looping overhand right but Ungar ducks down to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Ungar misses.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the head kick by Ungar.
Ungar misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ungar walks into a straight right hand from Dos Equis Guy.
Ungar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ungar looks to land a right hand but Dos Equis Guy moved out of range.
Ungar ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ungars jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Dos Equis Guy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Ungar sprawling to the canvas! Ungar rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dos Equis Guy finish him?!

Ungar is rocked!

That has opened up Stu Ungar's cut even more.
Dos Equis Guy drops Ungar with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Ungar! Dos Equis Guy dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Hell's Balls Recovery (160) for their support in the buildup to the fight.