PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dong Chim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Dirty is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dirty
vs
Chim

193 cm
29
256 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

190 cm
33
250 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Dirty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dong Chim!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirty connects with the punch.
Chim fails with the takedown.
Dirty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chim.
Chim shoots in but Dirty avoids the takedown attempt easily.
No luck for Chim with that takedown attempt.
Joe Dirty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dong Chim.
Chim has a takedown stuffed.
Chim uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dirty.
Chim shoots in but no luck this time.
Some wild striking there from Dirty.
Chim misses with a takedown attempt - Dirty sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Chim shoots in but no luck this time.

Chim looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dirty keeping moving, preventing Chim from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chim pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dirty is keeping the position for now.
Dirty avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chim preventing the sweep.
Dirty is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Chim not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Dirty misses with a series of wild punches.
Dirty takes a swing at Chim's ribcage but misses.
Dirty throws an overhand right that lands on Chim's shoulder, as Chim tries to avoid the shot.
Dong Chim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chim shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Dirty but Dirty pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chim shoots and misses
and Dirty counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Chim shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Dirty is trying to defend but Chim finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Dirty tries to get to full guard but Chim has control of the leg.
Dirty knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Chim on the ground.
Chim not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Chim missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chim trying to pass the guard but Dirty defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dirty trying to control from the bottom.
Dirty is not content to let Chim control the position.
Chim looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chim is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Dirty's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Chim has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Chim landing shots from mount.
Chim looking to ground and pound but Dirty is blocking nicely.
Dirty is in all sorts of trouble here.
Chim tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

Chim moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Dirty has worked his arm free - good work by Dirty!
Chim controls the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chim looks up at the clock and then as Dirty takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Chim smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chim taking a breather here.

Chim goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Dirty rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Chim's guard! Nice work there by Dirty!

Chim working for a triangle but Dirty defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dong Chim dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dirty stuffs the takedown attempt from Chim. Chim gets slowly back to his feet.
Chim moves out of range of the strikes.
Chim staying out of range there.
Chim fails with a takedown attempt.
Dirty stuffs the takedown.
Joe Dirty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dong Chim.
A telegraphed right hand from Dirty misses the target.
Dirty keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Chim misses with a takedown attempt - Dirty sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Dirty lands a big right hand that sends Chim crashing to the mat! Dirty stays standing though and waves Chim back to his feet!

Chim is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dirty misses with an uppercut.
Chim is still on wobbly legs! Can Dirty finish him?
Joe Dirty is winning the standup battle so far.

Dirty closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chim blocking some punches.
Chim blocking some punches.
Chim misses with some punches.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dirty swings wildly with an uppercut but Chim uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty throws a punch but it's blocked by Chim.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty taking a breather.
Dirty swings wildly with an uppercut but Chim uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chim blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
Dirty misses with the head strike.
Dirty misses with the head strike.
Dirty throws a punch but it's blocked by Chim.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chim blocking some punches.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dirty throws a punch but it's blocked by Chim.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dirty misses with the head strike.
Chim blocking some punches.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Dirty has a couple of punches blocked by Chim.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dirty has a couple of punches blocked by Chim.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Dirty - that landed with a thud.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Dirty controlling the action here for a moment.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty pushes Chim back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
Dirty misses with the head strike.
Dirty misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Dirty working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chim blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty has a couple of punches blocked by Chim.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Chim blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Joe Dirty has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dirty throws a punch but it's blocked by Chim.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Dirty blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dirty has a couple of punches blocked by Chim.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dirty swings wildly with an uppercut but Chim uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chim blocking some punches.
Chim blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
Dirty misses with some punches.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Dirty has a couple of punches blocked by Chim.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty presses Chim against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Dirty working aggressively here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty misses with some punches.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dirty misses with the head strike.
Dirty leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chim blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
Dirty misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty misses with some punches.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dirty swings wildly with an uppercut but Chim uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Dirty working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chim.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chim blocks an uppercut.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
Dirty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty keeps control of Chim as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty misses with some punches.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Chim is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dirty pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Chim blocking some punches.
Dirty slows down the pace here.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty swings wildly with an uppercut but Chim uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chim blocking some punches.
Chim blocking some punches.
Chim blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dirty is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Chim can do to turn this around?
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dirty misses with the head strike.
Chim blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dirty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Dirty throws a punch but it's blocked by Chim.
Chim blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dirty misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Dirty dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Chim fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dirty avoids it really well and circles away.
Chim shoots for a takedown but Dirty saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dirty displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Chim.
Joe Dirty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dong Chim.

Chim shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Dirty is trying to defend but Chim finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Chim sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Dirty defending well though.
Chim is trying to control the action in half guard but Dirty is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dirty is looking for a sweep. Chim is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Chim not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Chim is controlling the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chim throws a strike but Dirty avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Chim tries to free his leg and advance position but Dirty is retaining full guard.
Chim controlling from the top position.
Dirty is looking to sweep but instead, Chim has passed into half guard.

Chim seems to be looking for submissions.
Chim wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dirty keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirty blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chim.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Chim wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dirty keeps working.
Dirty trying to control from the bottom.
Chim seems to have recovered his senses.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Dong Chim hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.

Dirty gets caught flat footed, as Chim shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Chim forces his way into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dirty controlling the position well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chim missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dirty blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chim.
Chim is keen to just control but Dirty is a slippery customer.
Still in half guard, Chim seems content to control.
Chim thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dirty's head.
Chim is looking to stall here but Dirty recovers full guard.
Chim looking to sit in guard and control but Dirty gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Chim has Dirty pulled in close to control his posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

Dong Chim has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Dirty keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Chim fails with the takedown
and Dirty counters with a straight that turns Chim's legs to rubber! Dirty pushes forward with more strikes and Chim goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Dirty!