PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Einari Mohko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mutha Fucka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mohko's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Timo Rautiainen & Trio Niskalaukaus - Älä enää lyö. Fucka has chosen Impaled Nazarene - "Total War/Winter War" as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mohko
vs
Fucka

175 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

195 cm
18
204 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Einari Mohko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mutha Fucka!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mohko tries to clinch up but Fucka circles away and keeps his distance.
Mohko could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Mohko clinches with his opponent.
Fucka gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Mohko.
Fucka is looking to control Mohko's arms but Mohko gets an underhook and turns him. Now Fucka has his back to the cage.
Mohko stalling the fight.
Fucka prevents Mohko from breaking the clinch.
Mohko lands a shoulder strike.
Fucka tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Mohko looking for a takedown.
Fucka has had enough of the clinch but Mohko keeps him there for the moment.
Mohko tries for a takedown but Fucka manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Einari Mohko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Mohko breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mohko is looking to score with low kicks.
Fucka scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Einari Mohko has been cut.
Einari Mohko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fucka tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mohko swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice body punch from Fucka.
Mohko tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fucka lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Mohko sprawling to the canvas. Fucka follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Mohko hang on?

Mohko is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fucka frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Oh Mohko is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucka connects with a bit shot that sees Mohko covering up! More strikes from Mohko and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Fucka is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mutha Fucka!