PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jok Douhl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yo Daddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Daddy has chosen Finally Moving as his entrance music. Yo Daddy told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Douhl
vs
Daddy

198 cm
24
247 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

198 cm
21
280 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jok Douhl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yo Daddy!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daddy scores with a sloppy right hand. Douhl should have avoided that one.

It looks like Jok Douhl has been cut.
Douhl looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Daddy shoots for a double leg takedown but Douhl sprawls well. He's pushed Daddy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Daddy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Douhl as he jumps to the side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Daddy lands with a nice body punch.
A big left from Daddy misses.
Douhl takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Daddy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Douhl manages to avoid it.
Daddy drops Douhl with a straight right hand, right on the button! Daddy follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yo Daddy!
Yo Daddy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.