PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Kampmann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barret The Turk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Turk is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Porcupine Tree - Fear of a Blank Planet. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Kampmann
vs
The Turk

188 cm
24
215 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

198 cm
23
222 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chris Kampmann!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Barret The Turk!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kampmann darts in trying to clinch
and The Turk counters with a left and a right that stings Kampmann.
The Turk throws a jab but it's blocked by Kampmann.
Kampmann tries to clinch but The Turk moves away
and The Turk counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The Turk tries a head kick but it misses.
Kampmann avoids the head kick by The Turk.
Kampmann walks forward, straight into a front kick from The Turk.
Kampmann closes the distance looking to clinch
and The Turk makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Kampmann really felt that one!
Kampmann thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on The Turk if he has to take too many more of those.
The Turk misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kampmann looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kampmann tries to close the distance and clinch but The Turk swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Turk throws a push kick but Kampmann slaps the foot to one side.
Kampmann tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and The Turk counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Turk throws a body kick that misses.
The Turk throws a leg kick but Kampmann sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kampmann wants to clinch but The Turk slips to the side
and The Turk counters with a body kick.
The Turk misses with a wild body shot.
A clash of legs there as Kampmann blocks the low kick.
The Turk circles away from the clinch attempt
and The Turk counters with a thumping low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kampmann closes the distance but The Turk moves to the side
and The Turk counters with a nice kick to the body.
The Turk avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The Turk avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kampmann moves in looking to clinch but The Turk pushes him off.
Kampmann moves to clinch but The Turk breaks away
and The Turk counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kampmann's knee momentarily.
Kampmann tries to clinch but fails miserably
and The Turk counters with a head kick. That will keep Kampmann thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Kampmann closes the distance but The Turk moves to the side
and The Turk counters with a nice kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kampmann tries to clinch but The Turk moves away
and The Turk counters with a good low kick that Kampmann was not able to check.
The Turk tries to bum rush Kampmann with a series of wild strikes but Kampmann uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kampmann will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Turk darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kampmann tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Turk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kampmann lands a head shot.
The Turk goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The Turk fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kampmann checks it well.
The Turk lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kampmann will feel that in the morning.
Kampmann sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Kampmann takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Turk lands a nice looking body kick.
The Turk throws a body kick that misses
and Kampmann counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Turk.
The Turk throws the kick towards the body but Kampmann avoids it.
Kampmann darts in trying to clinch
and The Turk counters with a solid body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Kampmann drives through and clinches with The Turk against the cage.
Kampmann swings wildly with an uppercut but The Turk uses good head movement to avoid it.
A left hand lands to the body for Kampmann.
Kampmann struggles to land a body shot inside as The Turk controls his hands.
Kampmann misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short body shot lands from Kampmann as the two fighters clinch.
Kampmann has The Turk pressed against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kampmann keeps control of The Turk as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The Turk is struggling to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barret The Turk dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

The Turk pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The Turk lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kampmann will feel that in the morning.
The Turk circles away from the clinch attempt
and The Turk counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Turk.
Kampmann blocks a leg kick.

Kampmann moves into the clinch.
Kampmann is looking to break free of the clinch but The Turk has double underhooks.
Kampmann doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kampmann doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kampmann is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Turk is keeping busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Turk manages to break the clinch.
The Turk throws a head kick that misses.
Kampmann wants to clinch
and The Turk counters with a big head kick but Kampmann shrugs it off.
Kampmann moves in looking to clinch but The Turk pushes him off.
The Turk fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kampmann has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kampmann doesn't manage to clinch there - The Turk circles away.
The Turk throws a quick inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from The Turk.
The Turk circles away from the clinch attempt
and The Turk counters with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Turk circles away from the clinch attempt
and The Turk finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Kampmann moves out of range of the body kick.
Kampmann ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Turk moves away.
The Turk throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kampmann counters with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Turk throws a head kick that misses
and Kampmann counters with a thumping low kick.
The Turk walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kampmann checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kampmann is looking to clinch but The Turk is avoiding it.
Barret The Turk seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kampmann takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A combination from The Turk does no damage.
The Turk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kampmann tries to clinch up.
The Turk cracks Kampmann with a right hand to the side of the head.
The Turk tries a head kick but it misses.
Kampmann tries to clinch but fails miserably
and The Turk counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kampmann's knee momentarily.
Kampmann is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Turk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Turk throws a sloppy head kick
and Kampmann counters with a stiff right hand.
The Turk circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kampmann tries to clinch
and The Turk counters with a leg kick.
Kampmann tries to clinch up.

Kampmann instigates a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Turk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Kampmann's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Turk turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kampmann tries to clinch there but The Turk circles away.
Kampmann tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Turk paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The Turk throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Turk thows a body kick. Kampmann tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Turk fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The Turk lands with a kick to the temple. Kampmann shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Both fighters circling a little - The Turk finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Kampmann closes the distance but The Turk moves to the side
and The Turk counters with a low kick, right behind Kampmann 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barret The Turk showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

The Turk throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Turk throws a head kick but Kampmann moves out of range.
Kampmann closes the distance but The Turk moves to the side
and The Turk counters with a head kick.
The Turk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kampmann tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Turk misses the shot to the body.
The Turk circles away from the clinch attempt
and The Turk counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Kampmann is looking to clinch but The Turk is avoiding it.
The Turk swats away the attempt to clinch by Kampmann.
Kampmann doesn't manage to clinch there - The Turk circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Turk throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kampmann's head.
The Turk tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Turk gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Kampmann counters with a right hand to the body.
The Turk looks to throw a body kick
and Kampmann counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kampmann is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kampmann tries to grapple but his opponent circles
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and The Turk counters with a big head kick but Kampmann shrugs it off.
Kampmann blocks a head kick by The Turk.
Both fighters circling a little - The Turk finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Kampmann wants to clinch.
The Turk bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Barret The Turk is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Turk is looking to score with low kicks.
Kampmann wants to clinch
and The Turk counters with a nice body kick.
The Turk throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kampmann moves in looking to clinch but The Turk pushes him off.
Kampmann shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kampmann closes the distance but The Turk moves to the side
and The Turk counters with a nice body kick.
Kampmann takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The Turk scores with a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Turk throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The Turk throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kampmann counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Kampmann tries to clinch up but The Turk circles away and keeps his distance.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Turk.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Turk.
Kampmann takes a kick to the side of the head.
Chris Kampmann has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kampmann tries to clinch but The Turk moves out of range.
Kampmann moves out of range of the body kick.
The Turk misses with a low kick.
Kampmann wants to clinch
and The Turk counters with a good, hard body kick but Kampmann shrugs it off.
Kampmann tries to clinch up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Turk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kampmann is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Turk throws a wild body kick that Kampmann sees coming a mile off.
The Turk swats away the attempt to clinch by Kampmann.

Kampmann gets a clinch.
Kampmann can't find room to land a body shot as The Turk controls the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kampmann taking a breather.
Kampmann lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Turk backwards.
The Turk blocks a punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barret The Turk comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Turk winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barret The Turk!
A relieved looking Barret The Turk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.