PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beavis BB (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damien Thorne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Thorne's choice of entrance music: Crazy Train. Damien Thorne has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Beavis BB's chin.

BB
vs
Thorne

175 cm
25
157 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

194 cm
29
219 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

TWGC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Beavis BB!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Damien Thorne!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BB tries to bum rush Thorne with a series of wild strikes but Thorne uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Thorne shoots for a double leg takedown but BB sprawls well. He's pushed Thorne's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
BB throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thorne.
BB misses with a double jab.
BB looks to throw the jab but Thorne is out of range.
Thorne tries to close the distance and clinch up but BB swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Thorne tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but BB swivels and escapes.
Thorne darts in trying to clinch
and BB counters with a one-two to the body.
Thorne fails with the takedown

and BB counters with a crisp one two that drops Thorne! BB thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Thorne to his feet! Thorne is in big trouble!
Beavis BB has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Damien Thorne.
This has been an exciting period of action!
BB misses with a wild combination.
Thorne throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around BB's waist but BB gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Thorne off to one side.
BB swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thorne counters with a one-two to the body.
Thorne has a takedown stuffed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BB misses with a few strikes there.
Thorne takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Thorne shoots in for a takedown but BB shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
BB leaves Thorne with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
BB fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thorne tries to close the distance and clinch up but BB swats him away and circles back towards the center.
BB tries to bum rush Thorne with a series of wild strikes but Thorne uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
BB closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Damien Thorne has been cut.
Thorne tries to clinch there but BB circles away.
BB displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Thorne.
BB throws a right hand that Thorne ducks under and follows up with a left that Thorne also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BB avoids a punch combination nicely.
Thorne tries to clinch but BB is having none of it.
Nice sprawl there from BB as Thorne shoots in.
Thorne is looking to clinch but BB is avoiding it.
Some wild striking there from Thorne.
Thorne has a takedown stuffed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BB looks to land a combination but Thorne avoids it well.
Thorne shoots in for a double leg but BB sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
BB throws a right and a left that Thorne avoids nicely.
Nice takedown defense from BB. No joy for Thorne on that attempt.
Thorne tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but BB paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thorne darts in trying to clinch
and BB counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BB scores with a shot to the body.
BB misses with a double jab
and Thorne makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. BB really felt that one!
BB goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Thorne darts in and clinches BB up against the cage.
Thorne is trying desperately to land a takedown but BB is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Thorne.
BB blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Thorne ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Thorne no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Thorne working a defensive guard here.
BB postures up in Thorne's guard and throws a big left but Thorne blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BB trying to control the position from guard on top but Thorne is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
BB trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Thorne scrambles and gets back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thorne throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beavis BB is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
BB avoids a punch combination nicely.
Thorne throws a head kick that misses
and BB counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thorne is on the wrong end of a nice combination from BB.
Thorne tries for a takedown but BB sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
BB throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beavis BB dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Damien Thorne's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Thorne throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Thorne is looking to clinch but BB is avoiding it.
BB misses with a few strikes there.
Thorne tries to close the distance and clinch but BB swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
BB throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thorne tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
BB misses with a series of wild punches.
Thorne closes the distance looking to clinch
and BB counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nice sprawl there from BB as Thorne shoots in.
Thorne shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
BB misses with a two punch combination.
BB connects with a good right hand that stumbles Thorne. Thorne circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
BB misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BB circles away from the clinch attempt
and BB comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Thorne stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but BB is on him like rabid pit bull! Thorne slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Beavis BB!
Beavis BB seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.