PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Congo Ashantie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ashantie comes into the arena with Congo Ashanti blaring out of the sound system. Austin Powers will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Ashantie
vs
Powers

189 cm
32
230 lbs
34 - 10 - 1

215 cm
31
275 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Sex Panther Supplements!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Congo Ashantie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ashantie misses with a wild body shot.
Powers scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A telegraphed right hand from Ashantie misses the target.
Powers scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Powers misses with a low kick as Ashantie jumps back.
Powers moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Powers throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Powers fakes the leg kick and cracks Ashantie in the body.
Ashantie is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Powers lands a jab.
Powers jabs Ashantie to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Powers feints and then cracks Ashantie's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ashantie down.
Powers takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Congo Ashantie has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Powers there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Powers throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Austin Powers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Powers scores with a leg kick.
Ashantie takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ashantie takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Powers lands a front kick.
Powers changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Powers drops Ashantie with a huge uppercut! Ashantie drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Powers is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Austin Powers!
During a confident post fight interview, Austin Powers thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.