PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Junior Kuukeppi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bud The Dirty Bongwater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dirty Bongwater has chosen Mystery Babylon as his entrance music. Bud The Dirty Bongwater has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kuukeppi
vs
The Dirty Bongwater

185 cm
18
195 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

Abtastic Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Junior Kuukeppi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bud The Dirty Bongwater!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Sergei Dronov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dirty Bongwater ducks under a wild hook from Kuukeppi.
Kuukeppi punishes The Dirty Bongwater's body with a nice straight punch.
Kuukeppi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Dirty Bongwater lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kuukeppi's sensitive parts.
Kuukeppi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Dirty Bongwater is looking to land body kicks.
Kuukeppi looks to score with a jab to the body but The Dirty Bongwater is just out of range.
Kuukeppi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kuukeppi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kuukeppi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Dirty Bongwater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Junior Kuukeppi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kuukeppi scores with a jab to the body.
Kuukeppi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with The Dirty Bongwater but The Dirty Bongwater pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kuukeppi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Dirty Bongwater manages to avoid it.
Kuukeppi ducks right into an uppercut from The Dirty Bongwater.
The Dirty Bongwater throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kuukeppi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Dirty Bongwater scores with a push kick.
Kuukeppi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Dirty Bongwater, as that shot connected.
The Dirty Bongwater throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kuukeppi on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuukeppi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Dirty Bongwater counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kuukeppi's knee momentarily.
Kuukeppi is breathing heavily.
Kuukeppi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kuukeppi throws a poor cross that misses
and The Dirty Bongwater counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The Dirty Bongwater is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Dirty Bongwater keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Dirty Bongwater tries to clinch but Kuukeppi moves out of range.
The Dirty Bongwater is looking to clinch but Kuukeppi is avoiding it.
The Dirty Bongwater connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kuukeppi walks into a stiff left hand from The Dirty Bongwater.
A jab from The Dirty Bongwater does it's job there.
Kuukeppi throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Dirty Bongwater counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kuukeppi's knee momentarily.
A right-left combo lands from The Dirty Bongwater.

Kuukeppi is rocked!
A big right followed by a crushing left from The Dirty Bongwater knocks Kuukeppi out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bud The Dirty Bongwater!