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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marvin Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka comes to the cage accompanied by my dick. Elijah Pitakaka has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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217 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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181 cm
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213 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marvin Harris!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Joseph Jones and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka scores with a head kick. Harris tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Harris looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pitakaka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
Harris is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Harris is still on wobbly legs! Can Pitakaka finish him?
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Harris takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a powerful right kick. Harris tried to block low but the kick was high! Harris was taken right off of his feet! Pitakaka jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elijah Pitakaka!
Elijah Pitakaka bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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