PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Funny Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonny Jamison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jamison is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bangarang. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jobber
vs
Jamison

172 cm
26
162 lbs
11 - 9 - 1

175 cm
23
165 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Fast

DJs Locker

Pirates Powder

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Funny Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jonny Jamison!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jamison looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jamison thuds a left hand into Jobber's body.
Jamison throws a jab but it's blocked by Jobber.
Jobber misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jobber does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jamison scores with a one two! Jobber had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jamison throws a nice looking combination but Jobber bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jamison throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jamison misses with a few strikes there.
Jamison blocks a low kick nicely.
Jamison tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jobber swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jamison doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jobber counters with a straight right hand.
Jobber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jamison jabs at Jobber's body.
Jamison swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Jamison.
Jamison tries to clinch but Jobber moves out of range.
Jamison connects with a body shot that sends Jobber's belly button to the back.
Jonny Jamison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jamison scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jamison misses with the combination.
Jamison comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jamison misses with a combination
and Jobber counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jamison misses with a series of wild punches.
Jamison is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jobber rather than just go for the knockout.
Jamison misses the shot to the body.
Jobber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Jobber looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Jobber with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jobber stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jamison swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Funny Jobber.
Jamison tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jamison tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jobber was well out of range. Poor timing from Jamison.
Jamison rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jobber moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Jobber is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Jamison's half guard.

Jobber looking for a submission but Jamison manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Jamison is looking to stand back up but Jobber counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Jamison.
Jobber controlling the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jamison wants to get back to full guard.
Jobber looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Jamison wants to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jobber slows the pace down in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jonny Jamison will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jamison lands with a good body shot.
A jab lands there for Jamison.
Jonny Jamison is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jamison fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jobber manages to avoid it.
Jamison scores with a nice head shot.
Jamison thumps Jobber with a low kick.
Jamison misses with a double jab

and Jobber counters with a takedown into side control.
Jobber working away.
Jamison tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
I would not like to be Jamison right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber is hanging on to Jamison's back as he tries to escape.

Jobber has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for Jamison! Can he survive? No! He's out! Jobber gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Funny Jobber!
In his post fight interview, Funny Jobber started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.